Why don't you respond to me????? :grr

Why don't you respond to me????? :grr

I think he hates you... :tftongue

Just Kidding. He's probably just missing it. But I'll answer what I can...

 

 

 

 

1. Is there still a Ratchet telling the kids their puberty level scene?

 

DONT KNOW.

 

 

2. Is there still a bully throwing a gummy worm in Sam's hair?

 

DONT KNOW.

 

 

3. Is there any teamwork crap?

 

What's wrong with Teamwork? And yeah, people and robots work together to fight the 'Cons.

 

 

4. Which were there more of? Giant Powerglideing robots, or small pathetic humans?

 

Probably 50/50-ish.

 

 

5. Are any humans killed on screen? Blood and gore?

 

I doubt any gore, maybe a small bit of blood, but nothing gruesome or detailed. PG-13 Remember.

 

 

6. Is there the pool and toothfairy scene?

 

Yup, it's even in the trailers. So that scene is there.

 

 

7. How long into the movie before a giant Powerglideing robot shows up?

 

Pretty Early - Blackout's Attack is very early on.

 

 

8. Any Sam in his underwear scenes?

 

DONT KNOW.

How can you not kow? You saw the movie, ddn't you?

How can you not kow? You saw the movie, ddn't you?

Nope - I haven't. I've read the script, read the prequel novel, read the movie novel, seen the trailers, and read tons of spoilers pre and post Sydney Premier.

oooooookkkkkkk

Why ain't no one responding to my post or my PM?

Blot dude, have patience! I'm in a different time zone from you - give me at least 24 hours to respond!!

 

Btw, you've PMed me these questions before, and I've already answered them (so I don't understand the impatience)... but for the benefit of other folks I'll answer them again...

 

1. Is there still a Ratchet telling the kids their puberty level scene?

 

 

There's a scene where Ratchet tells Prime that according to the level of pheromones coming from Sam that he "wishes to mate with this female (Mikaela)" - of course, he says this right in front of Sam and Mikaela which embarrasses them both to no end. ;) Of course this is a humorous scene illustrating Ratchet making a social faux pas, which is of course what happens whenever you get someone from an alien culture (in this case a very alien culture). It's good because it does remind the audience that the Autobots are extra-terrestrial aliens.

 

 

2. Is there still a bully throwing a gummy worm in Sam's hair?

 

 

At the beginning of the movie Sam is giving a presentation in history class and someone throws something at him, but he narrowly manages to duck it. I don't know if it was a gummy worm or a piece of paper... just some small object.

 

 

3. Is there any teamwork crap?

 

As I recall, when you PMed me this question you were asking if there are any lame lines like, "Let's use teamwork!" or something like that - the answer is no. Obviously they use teamwork, that's to be expected... but I don't recall hearing any lines where Prime tells the Autobots to use teamwork like a sport coach or something

 

 

4. Which were there more of? Giant Powerglideing robots, or small pathetic humans?

 

There are more humans than there are robots, obviously because they're on Earth, but most of those humans aren't pathetic. And those which are pathetic are done so as part of the story and in most cases in a humorous manner. For example, Maggie has a hacker friend (I forget his name) who's the best hacker she knows but is also a completely socially inept nerd. Agent Simmons from Sector Seven is also kinda pathetic in terms of his hostility against all Transformers, Autobots and Decepticons - but again, it's an important part of the story. Simmons is a hostile version of Walter Barnett from G1.

 

The relationship between humans and Transformers in the movie is very similar to that of the G1 comics.

 

 

5. Are any humans killed on screen? Blood and gore?

 

Yes. There is violence and mild gore, but no blood. For example, you see a U.S. soldier get impaled and lifted by Scorponok and you hear him screaming and getting torn to shreds, but you don't actually see the gruesome part. You see him getting impaled very quickly before both Scorponok and the human are completely covered by kicked-up sand. Remember that the movie is trying to keep within a PG rating.

 

 

6. Is there the pool and toothfairy scene?

 

Yes. When Ironhide climbs out of the pool, a little girl comes and believes asks if he's the tooth fairy. The parents to see what happened and are horrified to find that part of their pool has been damaged yet their daughter is ecstatic about having just met the tooth fairy! It's a funny and cute little scene.

 

 

7. How long into the movie before a giant Powerglideing robot shows up?

 

The movie opens on Cybertron and then switches to Qatar where we see Blackout flying toward the US army base. That soon enough for ya? ;)

 

 

8. Any Sam in his underwear scenes?

 

There's a scene where Sam is being chased by Frenzy. Frenzy grabs Sam's trouser leg, and Sam removes his trousers in a desperate attempt to lose Frenzy, which works as Sam runs off in his boxers.

 

Rock!!!

Sam in his underwear rocks!!

Rock!!!

Sam in his underwear rocks!!

 

I thought you were avoiding spoilers. :tftongue

Some other notable cool (well I think they're cool) moments in the movie...

 

 

After spending some time together and opening herself up to Sam, Sam drops her home and she turns to him and says, "You probably think I'm shallow," in which Sam replies, "I think there's more to you than meets the eye." ;)

 

When Sam is buying his car, he initially rejects Bumblebee and instead prefers the yellow VW next to him. He even gets into the Beetle and falls in love with it... until Bumblebee opens his door and slams it hard into the side of the VW! It was a kinda neat way for movie Bumblebee to give the yellow VW Beetle the finger, figuratively speaking.

 

Bumblebee has a cardboard scent thing dangling from his rear vision mirror in the shape of a bee (which you see in the trailer) and on the bottom of it it says "Bee-Otch."

 

As I mentioned before, there's a scene where Agent Simmons has been an absolute prick to Sam and Mikaela, threatening to totally ruin their lives and other scare tactics - when the Autobots rescue them, they tie the Sector Seven agents up and get Simmons to take off his clothe (just before tying him up of course). Just after this you see this cap get thrown on Simmons' head and suddenly we see Bumblebee "pissing" all over Simmons. Bumblebee has his arms akimbo and is even gyrating his hips as his pissing lubricant all over Simmons. Hilarious. :D

 

When the Autobots bring Sam home to find Archibald's glasses, Sam and Mikaela are rummaging through Sam's messy room to find it (Mikaela nearly uncovers Sam's secret pr0n stash too). The Autobots are snooping around outside Sam's house with Optimus Prime impatiently hurrying Sam. During this time, Ratchet trips over and falls into some electical wires outside, causing half the street to black out, including the Witwicky's house (ironically because he breaks the transformer). The tremble caused by Ratchet's fall causes Ron Witwicky to think that there's and earthquake and he does the whole duck and cover thing. But then when they realise there isn't, they go upstairs and see lights coming from Sam's room (which are the lights from the Autobots outside who are illuminating his room thinking that it'd help him find the glasses). Ron begins banging on Sam's door demanding that he open it. He's furious to discover that Sam has locked his room door and insists that he will not tolerate any locked doors in his house. The Autobots all duck out of view (as does Mikaela) and Sam opens the door, all sweaty and clammy - which surprises his mother... who then says, "Oh my god, were you masturbating in here?!" - then Sam and Ron both freak out with Ron insisting that she's not allowed to discuss masturbation with Sam and that it's purely a man to man thing not a mommy thing... so then she goes, "Maybe we could use another name for it like 'Sam's Happy Time!'" - Mikaela then comes out of hiding and the parents are both tremendously relieved and ecstatic that their dork of a son finally got a girlfriend - particularly such a hot one. :D

 

wow, seems they kept alot of the old script then