A kid could knock over a Fort Max

stop stealing my thread, go make your own thread dammit

To paraphrase George Carlin: "Let the kid who eats Fort Max parts eat his Fort Max parts. That'll be fewer robot-eatin' genes to pass on to the next generation."

Thread discussion naturally evolves over time...

Thread discussion naturally evolves over time...

Except that this one didn't "evolve". It jumped from an outlandish suggestion (Megatron's "wang" being the reason for Hasbro shunning a reissue) to drop test failure (which has nothing to do with why he won't be reissued by Hasbro--that would be the 'realistic' P38 alt mode, plain and simple.), which prompted lamenting about Fort Max. :)

 

And I -still- don't see the appeal of that brick. *shrug*

 

Then again, I did go out of my way to get Energon Ultra Magnus, so.. :tftongue

Well, also keep in mind, Fort Max is as big as a 3-6 year old....

Well, also keep in mind, Fort Max is as big as a 3-6 year old....

So it would be kinda like somebody pulling a Coke machine over on himself?

 

 

:tflaugh :tflaugh1 :tftongue

Thread discussion naturally evolves over time...

Except that this one didn't "evolve". It jumped from an outlandish suggestion (Megatron's "wang" being the reason for Hasbro shunning a reissue) to drop test failure (which has nothing to do with why he won't be reissued by Hasbro--that would be the 'realistic' P38 alt mode, plain and simple.), which prompted lamenting about Fort Max. :)

 

And I -still- don't see the appeal of that brick. *shrug*

 

Then again, I did go out of my way to get Energon Ultra Magnus, so.. :tftongue

and by the way Dark Lord Prime just so there is no confusion I made this post as a joke, I know the real reason that Hasbro isn't going to reissue him, I created this to get some laughs and see how many others noticed what I pointed out....or should I say what is pointing out.

Thread discussion naturally evolves over time...

Except that this one didn't "evolve". It jumped from an outlandish suggestion (Megatron's "wang" being the reason for Hasbro shunning a reissue) to drop test failure (which has nothing to do with why he won't be reissued by Hasbro--that would be the 'realistic' P38 alt mode, plain and simple.), which prompted lamenting about Fort Max. :)

 

And I -still- don't see the appeal of that brick. *shrug*

 

Then again, I did go out of my way to get Energon Ultra Magnus, so.. :tftongue

and by the way Dark Lord Prime just so there is no confusion I made this post as a joke, I know the real reason that Hasbro isn't going to reissue him, I created this to get some laughs and see how many others noticed what I pointed out....or should I say what is pointing out.

Yeah, I kinda figured that, but I felt like venting about the thread's original topic anyway. :tftongue

I don't like it either. I wouldn't mind seeing Maximus at a reasonable price.. but it's more important for Hasbro to be a responsible business than to give us *everything* we want. The fans would certainly Starscream when they collapsed as a business from lawsuits. :nuts

What makes you think Hasbro would put it out at a price any more reasonable than the Korean Brave Maximi? If the Commemorative Series tag got slapped on it, you'd have to multiply the starting price by 1 1/2 anyway.