Or I think Megatron just got a bit too carried away by the soundtrack.

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Don't be silly.

 

The characters can't hear the soundtrack. If they could, they'd all execute a tuck-and-roll dodge every time the music went ominous and no one would ever be caught unawares as someone prepares to jump them, a planet gets ready to eat them, Skywarp gets ready to dump a bucket of pain on Rumble, etc.

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yeah but Rodimus had to here "touch" playing when he grabbed the matrix... that's how he knew he was the chosen one

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you know, he probably played that every time he jacked off, hence the name "The Touch"

Or I think Megatron just got a bit too carried away by the soundtrack.

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Don't be silly.

 

The characters can't hear the soundtrack. If they could, they'd all execute a tuck-and-roll dodge every time the music went ominous and no one would ever be caught unawares as someone prepares to jump them, a planet gets ready to eat them, Skywarp gets ready to dump a bucket of pain on Rumble, etc.

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yeah but Rodimus had to here "touch" playing when he grabbed the matrix... that's how he knew he was the chosen one

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That's just the song that plays when the chosen one grabs it heroically. Which explains why Ultra Magnus caused the Matrix to play "Christ You Suck" when he tried to open it.

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when I read that, I laughed so loud my mom asked what I was laughing at.

 

just thought of something.... how come it didn't play Christ You Suck when he didn't even stick it in his chest properly.... I mean, hell, that's gotta deserve Christ You Suck. he had a frigging compartment in his chest meant for it, why didn't he stick it in properly.

 

i just realize how gay that sounds.

 

then again, maybe that's why it played Christ You Suck when he tried to open it...

.....and then he got upgraded into a Predacon and as a final :finger to the good guys, changed his name to MEGATRON!!! OMFG!!!!111111!1

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:tflaugh1 that was the lamest most funny retcon i've ever heard.

 

IMO brawn was more likely to set off and make his own society where lame asses and weaklings weren't allowed

I can just imagine the matrix sayign this to itself...

 

"What the Powerglide? the moron can't even put me in his chest right, and then he can't deal with that right now? what kind of Beastbox is this? alright, i'm gonna let this prick die."

Or I think Megatron just got a bit too carried away by the soundtrack.

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Don't be silly.

 

The characters can't hear the soundtrack. If they could, they'd all execute a tuck-and-roll dodge every time the music went ominous and no one would ever be caught unawares as someone prepares to jump them, a planet gets ready to eat them, Skywarp gets ready to dump a bucket of pain on Rumble, etc.

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yeah but Rodimus had to here "touch" playing when he grabbed the matrix... that's how he knew he was the chosen one

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That's just the song that plays when the chosen one grabs it heroically. Which explains why Ultra Magnus caused the Matrix to play "Christ You Suck" when he tried to open it.

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when I read that, I laughed so loud my mom asked what I was laughing at.

 

just thought of something.... how come it didn't play Christ You Suck when he didn't even stick it in his chest properly.... I mean, hell, that's gotta deserve Christ You Suck. he had a frigging compartment in his chest meant for it, why didn't he stick it in properly.

 

i just realize how gay that sounds.

 

then again, maybe that's why it played Christ You Suck when he tried to open it...

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he needed to readjust himself, y'know he put it in wrong because he couldn't find the right place to put it in.

 

(did his best to make that sound not like an euphimism but failed :redface)

 

IBM to Inh

I bet Magnus is REALLY good in the sack...

"It won't go in properly, I cant deal with this now!"

I can't deal with this topic now! :tfgrin  :tftongue

What would've happen if magnus could've delt with it and if the matrix was destroyed.

 

If the matrix was destroyed, the TF movie would have a different plot.

 

Starting in the part where hotrod runs up to help prime, ulta magnus would then be able to deal with it, grab hotrod throw him over the cliff, with megatron plus firing his shoulder misslies kill them both.  Call prime a B!tc4, jump off the same cliff he threw both megs, and hotrod off of.  Crush Starscream in the same time, shot blitzwing, and kill bruticus((who appears out of nowhere)) singe-handedly.  Then the cons retreat as magnus picks them off one at a time.  ((starting with thundercracker, and some seekers)), they get away after magnus shots astrotrains fuel source.

 

Blah blah space, galavtron is made.  Back on earth they moarn hotrod, as he becomes rodimus, since magnus repairs him when wheeljack ((who magnus repaired)), and percepter couldn't ((magnus is just that badass)).  They get the message, gal appears, prime and the others run for the ships.  Magnus being all Bad@$$ again ups on "the armada" ripps of his wings and pulls galvatron out right be for he fires a shot through armada's core.((OMFG that what happened to him.)) He kicks galvatron in the nuts and puts all the dinobots in one shuttle with one hand while telling daniel to STFU.  He then jumps midair to teh other shuttle cus rodimus is ghey and sh!7.

 

 

Blah blah, planet of junk.  Magnus traps everyone in a cave, because they couldn't parrallal park his shuttle, grabs the sweeps laver lassos, and make them crash into each other, and then runs over galvatron in his carrier mode, meets wreck-gar, befriends him, and then smacks wheelie, and repairs his speech problem!

 

He then takes rodimus's ship and drove the ship into unicron.  Then he took his blaster out and blow up his brain goes to his spark core, and crushes it with his fist.

 

Prime gives magnus leadership, and then blows up the quints.

 

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Also magnus pulls all the missing G1 bots out of Prime trailer blackhole and just stares at them.  Casuing them all the explode, and thats why their never seen again.

 

True story. True story.

Magnus: "I can totally deal with this now!"

I bet Magnus is REALLY good in the sack...

"It won't go in properly, I cant deal with this now!"

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:rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

My brother's getting mad that I'm laughing at this thread.  All these about Magnus and Brawn are just too funny.  I may pass out from laughter and lack of oxygen (damn asthma :redface )