:lol to the last two posts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh wait...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:emo

I'm hoping for Megatron to yell, "CONSTRUCTICONS, MERGE FOR THE KILL!!"

I want to know about the robots. I honestly don't care about the human cast.

well it isn't like they can send out a casting call for robots? It's early in the game dude.

well it isn't like they can send out a casting call for robots? It's early in the game dude.

 

[HOUND] Early 40s-early 50s, male, Autobot Scout. A brave robot who secretly desires to be human. Prefers natural wonders of Earth to Cybertron. 18 feet tall. Please only submit applicants who can change shape to resemble a jeep.(Supporting Lead)

well it isn't like they can send out a casting call for robots? It's early in the game dude.

 

[HOUND] Early 40s-early 50s, male, Autobot Scout. A brave robot who secretly desires to be human. Prefers natural wonders of Earth to Cybertron. 18 feet tall. Please only submit applicants who can change shape to resemble a jeep.(Supporting Lead)

:07laugh

[PROFESSOR COLAN] 40s, Sam's physics professor at Princeton. He's a self-satisfied intellectual who compares himself to Einstein, and is arrogant enough to wear leather pants to look cool. (1 Scene)

paging Jeff Goldblum from 15 years ago

 

[THERESA] Early 30s; she's Sgt. Epps' wife, has 4 kids, sassy and sexy, good with comedy. Submit African American actresses only

additional requirements include ability to shake head, snap fingers, say "oh no you di'nt"

 

[MOMMA SIMMONS] This NY Momma is in her late 60s / early 70s. She runs a deli/ butcher shop with her son in Brooklyn. Tough and sarcastic. (1 Scene)

must be capable of randomly uttering phrases in Yiddish

 

The last two are so racist. :lol

FYI Ain't It Cool News seems to think this is legit too

Am I totally ghey for secretly hoping that Arron Yoo will be cast as Sam's roomate?

 

Maybe this is opening a can of worms -but how do you think they will get around the whole name game if they do use:

Devastator?

Call the toy "Devastator", call him "Brawl" in the movie. Problem solved.

 

 

well it isn't like they can send out a casting call for robots? It's early in the game dude.

 

[HOUND] Early 40s-early 50s, male, Autobot Scout. A brave robot who secretly desires to be human. Prefers natural wonders of Earth to Cybertron. 18 feet tall. Please only submit applicants who can change shape to resemble a jeep.(Supporting Lead)

 

 

Hobbes is winning this thread so far.

FYI Ain't It Cool News seems to think this is legit too

 

FYI, AICN sucks hot dogs for a living.