Oh yes. There's an entire government conspiracy that lets celebrities get away with anything as long as they pay the cops hush money to look the other way.

Next thing you'll tell me is that Shia and Bay are co-conspirators in the plane crash that wiped out JFK Jr, his wife, and his sister-in-law. :tflaugh

I just said that but funnier and more concisely.

 

Well I thought my thought was funnier than yours. :tfhuh

i accidently cut two of my fingers open while cuting an orange nobody knows how hard it is to do anything with your hand damaged like that

Shouldn't this thread be locked by now because the news turned out to be false?

Well I heard that not only does he have to have his hands amputated, but that doctors are going to surgically attatch several penises to his stumps, ala Edward Penishands.

 

That's what I heard.