Ok, people reading this might not have heard, so I'll put the next bit in spoilers:

 

 

Basically, according to Bay, the scriptwriters, Hasbro and the various 'leaked' scripts, Bumblebee can't speak in the movie - his vocal array was permanently destroyed, possibly by Megatron (it depends which script you read), thus he has to communicate by playing lines from songs through his radio, presumably saved on a hard disk somewhere inside him (Bumblebee illegally pirating music? I knew this film was supposed to have a harder edge, but that's just mean! :tftongue ).

 

So I thought it would be fun if everyone came up with lines from songs to use as dialogue for Bumblebee - just for fun. The only rules:

1) you can only post the line (anything else might spoil the film for someone),

2) it must be enclosed in the following - *hiss*crackle*[dialogue]*hiss*

3) and finally, drop a line and say who the artist is and what the song title is, for copyright reasons.

 

 

I'll set the ball rolling:

 

*hiss*crackle*Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?*hiss*

 

Artist: Megadeth

Title: Peace Sells

*hiss*crackle* :note Now I an't sayin shes a gold digger, but shes an't messin with no broke n*ggas :note *hiss*

 

 

CJ

 

 

 

:tfdance

*hiss*crackle*[bLACKOUT YOU SCARE ME WITH THESE NOISES! ]*hiss*

 

NEOPHYTE

BLACKOUT!¬!

*hiss*crackle* I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?*hiss*

*hiss*crackle*[You've Got the Touch, You've got the power! Yeah! ]*hiss*

 

during the scene at makeout point with Megan Fox

 

:pfx That would be awesome.

*hiss*crackle*JaAAAAmM!1!*hiss*

*hiss*crackle*[My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard]*hiss*bee[/b]

 

 

When Sector 7 Roles up and captures Bumblebee

 

*hiss**crackle* THIS IS NOT MY LIFE! THIS IS NOT MY HOME! THIS IS NOT ME! I HATE THIS!!!!*hiss*

 

 

at any given time when he's gotta move the humans around

 

*hiss**crackle*He's in a yellow Camaro*hiss*

 

any scene with Spike

 

 

Sir-Mix-Alot

Cake Eater