I had the touch...but now she's got a restraining order...no more touchie!

When I read the title I thought it was gonna be some kinda parody song.  When it wasn't I felt like finishing one up as the lyrics came to me..

 

 

I Don't Have The Touch

 

Don't have the Touch!

Ain't got the pow-errrrrrrrrrrrrr~ No!

 

After all was said and done

I only walked, don't wanna run

I'm a loser~

 

I got no moves, don't know the street

Broke no rules, still took the heat!

I'm everyone's tool~

 

That was my best when the going got rough

So it's time for the rest, and I hope it's enough~

 

Don't have the touch.

Ain't got the power!

When all hell's breakin' loose,

You'll see me running to save my own ass!

Haven't the heart.

Ain't got the motion!

I know when things get too tough

Won't have the touch!

 

I never seem to get a break.

'Cause nothing works.  What will it take!?

I'm a whiner~

 

I can't stand blood, I've got no will

When danger comes, guess how I'll feel?

I'm not waiting around!

 

Still I always get hit though my back's to them all!

But I'll get my revenge, for taking it all~

 

Don't have the touch.

Ain't got the power!

 

When all hell's breaking loose,

I'll be running away from the storm.

Haven't the heart

Don't have the motion

I know that when things get too tough

Won't have the touch

 

Not going near any fire!

 

I know I don't have the touch!

 

This was my best when the going got rough

So I failed the test, and now I've had enough!

 

Don't have the touch

Ain't got the power

No!

 

Don't have the touch

Don't have the power~~

Run!

 

(with apologies to Stan Bush, of course..)

:clap

That was great.

I think I remember sheet music for sale on the Botcon website. (but that would have been a few years back, or it could just be another memory implant)