Why don't you see if the top half fits in Ironhide's drivers seat?

Why they made a figure of the WHINIEST teenager in the Universe is totally beyond me.  I collected the hell outta Energon, but avoided this piece of trash like the plague. 

My SL Kicker just bought the farm today...

 

I've tried everything, short of attempting to hand-paint a brand new blank microman body's arms and legs.  And I say attempt because I lack fine control with a brush.

 

Alas, even an organ(parts) donor was not enough to save him.  I tried using a busted Mm Batman Begins Ra's Al Ghul to fix him, but he was too far gone. 

 

Autopsy report:

split pelvis

Gouged pelvis leg ball socket.

Shattered ankles

Cracked butt

torso split in half

cracked calf

split shoulder ball joint

split shoulder sockets

I've had my SL kicker for like 2 years now, still hasn't broke and ain't a damn thing wrong with him... He's got a loose shoulder joint, but thats about it.

 

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I've had my SL kicker for like 2 years now, still hasn't broke and ain't a damn thing wrong with him... He's got a loose shoulder joint, but thats about it.

 

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The identical sane shape mine is in.  :thumb

 

I've also dropped him from an easy six feet numerous times and have yet to even damage him. :eek 

My SL Kicker is also fine.

 

Six feet? Lessee, if 2 feet is 60cm, then 6 feet must be 1.8m!? That's an impressive drop!

 

Btw, has anyone ever thought about getting another Microman figure and repainting the head to make a helmetless Kicker head? Hrmm..

Six feet? Lessee, if 2 feet is 60cm, then 6 feet must be 1.8m!?

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:eek  EDUMACATE'd!!!  :eek2

 

(1.8288 to be precise, but I'm still impressed!  :thumb  )

I know science me.

Only thing I can add to my report is that I got mine just when it came out, the shoulder fell apart when I merely jostled the table it was on, and my GI Joe Kicker survived two 4-foot drops without a scratch when I reorganized my cabinet.

WTF, My SL kicker cracked like glass or something.  It cracked at both his arm and leg, I sorta fixed it with glue, but I have touched him ((I keep him in the box now)), because of it.  Mean while my energon kicker is fine...