I had a dream last night that had Michael Bay in it that, even though it involved NO Transformers whatsoever, I suppose you could argue that it was caused by Transformers. I'll warn you that it makes no sense, and there's really no good way to segue into it so I'm just going to start. Here goes...

 

So I was at the pool and there were a whole bunch of football players there who wanted to kill Michael Bay. Literally. Apparently he'd just released a new movie that had offended them greatly. I don't know what it was called but it had a poster that was black with red stripes on it, but anyway...

All the football players piled on to a bus and left; presumably heading for California to kill Mr. Bay, and the dream got really weird and vague for a while; lots of underwater diving and fish, I guess because it was a pool... and/or lake apparently.

 

Then later in the dream, I go into a nightclub that is owned by Bruce Wayne (Seriously? I don't get this crap either) and notice that Michael Bay has managed to avoid being killed by football players, and while 'laying low' he has discovered his "true calling":

 

Playing a piano in a weird vaudeville show... that... *ahem* also doubles as a device that launches small furry animals into the air... um, yeah... there were probably also explosions involved, but I don't really remember...:run

And thus are the plots of Hollywood blockbusters born.

I continue my dream saga with something horrible. At one point in a dream, I couldn't find any transformers at all! They weren't anywhere in any stores! :(

I had a dream that had Animated Robot Heroes in my home. I can remember a bunch of them but I cant remember what they looked like except for one: some goggles, a helmet and a crazed pumpkin face. It was an Animated Blitzwing RH!

 

Damn I hope that comes true. I'd love to have a mini-adorable Lugnut who could kill ants with his punch of kill everything.