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Hanging Out With Friends, Music, Movies, LAUGHING, Working Out, Looking Good, Dancing, ROCK BAND, My iPhone, Reading, Popcorn, Money, Buying Stuff, My iPod, Writing, Laffy Taffy, Mirrors, Junior Mints, Candy Cigarettes, Speedos, Reading Tabloids, Hysterical Quotes, Karaoke, Cheez-Its, Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360, Pretzels, yoo-hoo, Transformers, '90s TV Shows, Tina Fey, Coloring Books, Really Shiny Things, Anything Lady GaGa Touches, Icanhascheezburger.com, Burger King Crowns, York Peppermint Patties, Anton Yelchin, Anna Faris Movies, Ice Cream, Root Beer and Cherry Popsicles, Toys In Fast Food Kid's Meals, Chelsea Handler, Kristin Wiig, eBay, Mario Kart, and Anything That Makes Me Laugh

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About You...
I'm 100% Italian, so I am already the coolest person you know. I love to laugh my ass off, dance, watch movies, and get into crazy shenanigans! I am extremely obsessed with anything TRANSFORMERS - I even collect the toys - and I don't care that it makes me a nerd. I would buy TRANSFORMERS bed sheets, but then I probably would never have sex. I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT! No matter what it may be, I always get what I want and do whatever it takes to get it. I am very smell sensitive, so if I smell something gross I will gag...very loudly. People throwing up, anything involving feces, and mustard make me vomit in 0.6 seconds. I hate fat kids that are smartasses, the fact that MTV never plays music, Mormons, people who chew with their mouth open, and smoking. There are a few things that scare me in life...being alone in the dark, small spaces, talking dolls, and that magical munchkin lady from the "Poltergeist" movies. Some of my friends call me HULK and King Cobra, among others. I am the master of "Taboo," "Scene It," and "Rock Band." I love watching the Game Show Network and yelling at stupid contestants. I really get into game shows like Family Feud, Press Your Luck, and The Price Is Right, to name a few. I am extremely close with my older sister, Amanda, and we have a bond that no words can describe and I love her more than anything in the world. I'm also a little OCD, but what is wrong with making sure that things are always even and perfect? (Like tying your shoelaces until both shoes are evenly tight and organizing everything by alphabetical order). My favorite words are LOQUACIOUS, CLOISTER, SYNTHESIZER, UKULELE, and CAKE. I can't stand the words MOIST, TOWELETTE, FETUS, OINTMENT, and CATSUP... they make me shudder with disgust.
Favorite Music
'60s, '70s, '80s, AC/DC, Adam Lambert, Amy Winehouse, Ashley Parker Angel, Avenged Sevenfold, The B-52's, Backstreet Boys, Benny Benassi, Blake Lewis, Bon Jovi, Britney Spears, Cash Cash, Cobra Starship, D.H.T., Danny Elfman, Daughtry, Dixie Chicks, Electric Six, Elton John, Fannypack, Garbage, Gorillaz, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, Jewel, John Williams, Jonas Brothers, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Minogue, La Roux, Lady GaGa, Lenny Kravitz, Lily Allen, Linkin Park, M.I.A., Madonna, Maroon 5, Metro Station, MGMT, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliott, Nelly Furtado, No Doubt, *NSYNC, O-Zone, OneRepublic, P!nk, Pink Floyd, Prince, Rihanna, Rogue Traders, Run D.M.C., Salt-N-Pepa, Sam Sparro, Scissor Sisters, September, Shiny Toy Guns, Steve Jablonsky, System Of A Down, t.A.T.u., The White Tie Affair
Favorite Movies
300, Adventures In Babysitting, Airplane!, Alien, Aliens, Alien Vs. Predator, Angels In America, Atonement, Austin Powers Trilogy, Baby Mama, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Beetlejuice, Best In Show, Borat, Casino Royale, Charlie's Angels, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, The Chronicles of Narnia, Cloverfield, Clue, Clueless, The Dark Knight, Dawn of the Dead, The Day After Tomorrow, The Devil Wears Prada, Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Fantastic Four, Fight Club, Final Destination Trilogy, Finding Nemo, Freddy Vs. Jason, Godzilla, Grease, Halloween, Harry Potter Series, High Spirits, Hocus Pocus, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Jaws, Juno, Jurassic Park Trilogy, Kill Bill, Knocked Up, Legally Blonde, The Lion King, Marley & Me, Mary Poppins, Mean Girls, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie, Milk, Mission: Impossible III, The Mist, Mortal Kombat, Moulin Rouge, The Mummy Trilogy, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Notebook, Pan's Labyrinth, The Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, The Prestige, Quantum of Solace, Reno 911!: Miami, Resident Evil Trilogy, The Ring, Scary Movie, Sex and the City, She's The Man, The Simpsons Movie, Spider-Man Trilogy, Star Trek (2009), Sunshine, The Sweetest Thing, Team America, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Troy, Twilight, V For Vendetta, War of the Worlds, The Witches, X-Men Trilogy, Zoolander
Favorite TV Shows
30 Rock, America's Most Smartest Model, American Idol, Anderson Cooper 360, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Attack of the Show, Batman: The Animated Series, Best Week Ever, Chelsea Lately, Clarissa Explains It All, Family Feud, Family Guy, Fat Actress, Flavor of Love, The Girls Next Door, The Golden Girls, Hey Dude, I Love New York, I Love The â€˜80s, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Legends of the Hidden Temple, LOST, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mythbusters, Nancy Grace, The Nanny, NEXT, The Office, The Peopleâ€™s Court, The Price Is Right, Project Runway, The Rachel Maddow Show, Reno 911!, Salute Your Shorts, The Sarah Silverman Program, SNL, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, The Simple Life, South Park, Spider-Man, Still Standing, Strangers With Candy, Summer Heights High, The Suze Orman Show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Thundercats, To Catch A Predator, Transformers, Weeds, Will & Grace, Wizards of Waverly Place, The World Series of Pop Culture, X-Men
Favorite Books
Alice In Wonderland, Angels In America, Are You My Mother?, Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea, As I Lay Dying, Blindness, Bread Givers, Charlotte's Web, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Clockwork Orange, Disgrace, Everything Is Illuminated, Far From The Madding Crowd, Goosebumps, Hard Times, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, In Her Shoes, The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman, The Joys of Motherhood, Jurassic Park, Long Day's Journey Into Night, Mrs. Dalloway, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands, The Nanny Diaries, Native Son, The Odyssey, Oliver Twist, P.S. I Love You, Portnoy's Complaint, Purple Hibiscus, The River Between, Running With Scissors, The Stinky Cheeseman and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The War of the Worlds, Wuthering Heights
Personal Quotes
Chris: This salsa is so good. Me: That's what she said. Kaylan: Rob, it doesn't work like that. Kaylan: She is so dirty. Me: She collects STDs like they're PokÃ©mon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! I choose you gonorrhea! My dad: Rob, get up. We're leaving. Me (half asleep): The sun isn't even out yet! My dad: That's because it's raining. [Listening to the song "Lean Like A Cholo"] Amanda: What the hell is a cholo? Me: Isn't it that thing you get at the carnival and it has cinnamon all over it? Amanda: No! That's a churro! Pete: I'm a bullshitter, so I can tell when someone is bullshitting. Me: You mean like how a Jewish person can tell if someone is Jewish or how a black person can tell if another person is black? Me: Eric and Jordan sitting in a tree, K-I-S-I...wait a minute. Evan: You're an English Major! ENGLISH MAJOR! [Making Reservations At Buffalo Wild Wings] Me: We would like a table for eleven. Hostess: Eleven? Jiz! Me: Did you just say jiz? Hostess: No...I said jeez. Me: No, you definitey said jiz. I hope you won't be serving us our food. [Looking at some bridesmaids from a wedding] Me: There's always a fat one in the group. See, there she is. Tyler: Rob, she's pregnant. Me: That's not an excuse. Me: Howard, we can't dive in this water. It's freezing. Look, there's even glaciers at the bottom of the pool! Howard: Rob, glaciers are made of ice. All ice floats. Me: Whatever, I'm not a fucking scientist. [Playing Taboo] Kaylan: She's black and she wrote a book. Me: Maya Angelou! (Time runs out) Kaylan: No, it was Anne Frank. Matt: She was Jewish not black! Kaylan: Oh, I was thinking of Rosa Parks. Matt: You were 20 and they were 16 years old? Rob, that makes you a pedophile. Me: Whatever, they wanted it. (Matt stares blankly) Me: Oh, my God! I can't believe I just said that. I am a pedophile! [Watching a commercial on dying polar bears] Me: Aww, that sad polar bear makes me miss my dog. John: Me too... and I don't even have one! Pat: This last semester was one of the worst for Wabash since... Gary: The Civil War! Me: Uh, wasn't the Civil War a good thing? Your people got free! [After eating half a bag of Starburst jellybeans] Me: Put these away before I eat them all! Matt: Do I look like a maid to you? Me: Thomas, you're Mexican. Isn't it like in your blood to want to put this away for me? Me: Don't you hate the Jews? John: No. I just want to bomb all of Israel. Me: Uh... Isn't that the same thing? Me: That old man is wearing a Swine Flu mask. Ben (Looking around wildly): Where? Me: Oh, it's just his beard. Jessica: I just met a model and I can't stop farting! Me: I like how you opened with meeting a model and closed with a fart. Classy. My mom: See this burn? (Points to neck) I got this from the stupid curling iron. Me: See this? (Flexing my bicep) My mom: Yeah. Me: Isn't it awesome?! YA BURNT! This is why we can't have nice things! I don't know what that means...
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