..Do in real life for a job?

 

For instance. Take any Gen 1/Gen 2 Transformers and picture them in our world as a Transformer, but not fighting a war but living an ordinary life. There is a catch though, you can't say like Optimus Prime is a truck driver. You have to come up with something that doesn't involve that type of similarity. You understand me?

 

Let me start...

 

If Starscream was living in our world as a normal citizen he'd be the singer of a Heavy Death Metal band with a bad drug problem. hehe

 

C'mon you gotta think hard on this one and make it be like a funny twist.

Blaster would be a radio DJ

Whellie would be dead cause nobody like him

Ironhide a construction enginer

Jazz would be a playboy photographer

Prowl would be in a very small cubicle

thats about all my ideas right now... oh wait

Skylynx would be a theapist... :tflaugh

Ironhide would be a lubricant seller.

Rumble would fumble and stumble.

Scrapper would be a boxer.

Optimus prime would be an officer of the law.

Soundwave would get himself elected President.

Arcee would be a model.

Wheeljack would be the only grease monkey I'd trust with my car.

Hot Rod would be one of those Blotbags that pimps out his car with nasty neon lights and purple flames or some Blot.

 

Kup would be that guy that just sits on his porch Starscreaming all day.

 

Red alert would run a conspiracy theory magazine/website/whatever.

 

Sunstreaker and Tracks would be male models.

 

Skywarp would be a big dumb bodyguard.

 

Megatron would be Cobra Commander.

Starscream would be one of the Enron execs on trial right now. Probably get raped in prison.

 

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe would be cast members of Jackass.

 

Hound would be a game warden or a Jeep tours driver.

 

Wheeljack would be my personal mechanic (good idea, dude...)

 

Tracks would be some kinda actor.

 

Rumble/Frenzy would be street punkers.

 

Galvatron would be in the nuthouse trying to taste the pink color of the octopus people chasing him with pizza cutters.

 

Hoist and Grapple would be on Queer eye for the straight guy!