Jezus Christ, come on! This article isn't supposed to be taken seriously, it's a joke. Something that David Letterman would say in the Tonight Show. It is not supposed to be taken seriously, it's pure for amusement.

 

Oh, well, if you want to get all worked up about this, and risk having your head explode because of high bloodpressure, be my guest. *shrug*

Uh, that's pretty dead-on.

 

I really liked the Dirk Diggler reference... :tflaugh

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Yeah, I agree. Just because the Autobots were portrayed "negatively" doesn't make the article less true.

Smurfs:

A strong suspicion that the creator was on something.

Reason to Avoid It - 90 minutes of that Smurf song is a bit much.

Suggested Plotline - Smurfs marooned on deserted island without food or water. Cannibalism ensues.

Transformers:

Reason to Avoid It - Two words: Michael Bay.

Suggested Plotline - Autobots move to Detroit. Help revitalize auto industry by offering 0% financing on all bazooka-tailpipe combos. 

:tflaugh

EDIT - The Buzz Log should not be considered "real" journalism.

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I have a hard time beleiving those statistics on the left hand side of the page. 

 

I have no doubt that in reality 90% of searches on Yahoo are pron-related.

EDIT - The Buzz Log should not be considered "real" journalism.

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I have a hard time beleiving those statistics on the left hand side of the page. 

 

I have no doubt that in reality 90% of searches on Yahoo are pron-related.

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no doubt, 90% of my TFans searches are pr0n related

EDIT - The Buzz Log should not be considered "real" journalism.

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I have a hard time beleiving those statistics on the left hand side of the page. 

 

I have no doubt that in reality 90% of searches on Yahoo are pron-related.

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no doubt, 90% of my TFans searches are pr0n related

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looking up your own name doesn't count

Actually...the one thing I didn't care for was the Michael Bey thing. he DOESN'T suck ya know...he just does fun movies.

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,

When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point,

And that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away,

And all I'm trying to say, is:

Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.

He was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,

He's way better than Ben Affleck.

And now, all I can think about is your smile,

And that Blotty movie, too!

Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,

Just a little bit more than I miss you.

Actually...the one thing I didn't care for was the Michael Bey thing. he DOESN'T suck ya know...he just does fun movies.

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,

When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point,

And that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away,

And all I'm trying to say, is:

Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.

He was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,

He's way better than Ben Affleck.

And now, all I can think about is your smile,

And that Blotty movie, too!

Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,

Just a little bit more than I miss you.

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*loves that song*

My response to their buzz log (which I actually sent to them!):

 

Chip in to for the guy/girl who wrote "toon throwdown" so they can get that much needed operation to remove their cranium from their rectum.

 

polite, and to the point.

man, did we all take fanboy pills this morning or what? Jeebus Christmas on a flying carpet. It was a throwaway Yahoo article meant for fun, and you're acting like they just raped your mom with a toilet brush.