Dear Diary, well the innitial crash was horrible.  Our ship was flying along, minding its own business when this ginormous hand came outa nowhere and snatched us from the stars.  Everything inside the ship went flying forward, crashing into the wall.  I spilled my Energon soup all over the kid bot infront of me.  He kept rocking his chair back and forth in my face, so the scalding hot dinner was almost worth the crash.  The stewardess ran around talking a mile a minute, while the beverage cart transformed into a little fat robot and was crawling around trying to pick up fallen cans of oil that had scattered all over the cabbin.  Before the pilot could even give us a warning, stellar bad breath engulfed the ship, as the hand shoved us whole, right past his gaping hole of a mouth swallowing us in one light speed swoop. 

 

The next thing I knew, some kinda big gizzard ripped the ship in 2, just where I was sitting.  I watched as the creaming kidbot and his annoying guardian went screaming down deeper into the darkness.  Yet again, a sence of satisfaction seeing the look on that pain in the crank shafts face.  Grappling hook replacing hand, launched the claw towards the giant throats wall and yanked my self out of the seat...too bad I forgot about the seat belt.  It actually held the ship steady and stopped us all from falling...for about 3 seconds.  The gizzard, this huge series of high speed pounding valves, slammed down on the ship and crushed around me.  The bolts holding my seat let loose and yanked me right out.  The ship was crushed from the side, then from the top, like a big trash compactor...just with out me inside.  Shame too, that stewardess was kinda a hot lady bot...now not. 

 

So there I hung, like a piece of ickyack caught in your teeth.  I had remembered how she had explained how the seat cussion would substitute as a floatation device...guess its not much good, cept maybe as a breath mint for Uni.  And by the pit does he ever need it. 

 

Well just gonna hang out for awhile.  Will write again, if I am alive.  Really wishing I had a clamp for my nasil receptor. 

ha ha ha  :tflaugh1  i like this lil story a hell of a lot!