Don't know if this has been posted before, but who cares.  This is just too gangsta.

 

 

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/source.html

Some people seriously need to be kept away from any sort of keyboard for the sake of all of mankind.

Someone should email that guy and tell him to get a life and that it's a FICTIONAL movie.

 

Damn, what a loser.

Either I'm reading this wrong or they're not entirely serious. Just another sad, sad Maddox knock-off.

That was a hilarious read.  Come on guys...must we bust his balls for taking it too seriously?  Maybe he was slightly tongue in cheek when writing it?  He voices alot of the gripes I've heard about the movie over time on these boards.

 

Look at what he said that was right on.

#1.  Prime was the best.

#2.  The newer bots were never as beloved as the older ones.

#3.  Don't tell me as a kid watching the movie that your heart didn't sink when all your favorites got trashed like yesterdays newspaper.

#4.  Although I like Rodimus as a leader because he had more depth of character and had character flaws, you still can't help smacking him upside the head for all his whining about being leader.

#5.  Many things about the movie make no sense whatsoever, e.g. Magnus getting blown to pieces and then completely reassembled.  Ya think Prime ever found out about that and said..."Darn, if I only had a Junkion or two around..."

 

Really guys...I think the ones taking things too seriously are you.  Give the guy a break.

I'm laughing and laughing and laughing over it.

 

I guess the existance of people like this explains why some parents these days are so protective over their kids.

I'm glad someone else found as much humor in it as I did Cloudimus. :D

 

Although it could have used less profanity...it was a funny read.

That was a hilarious read.  Come on guys...must we bust his balls for taking it too seriously?  Maybe he was slightly tongue in cheek when writing it?  He voices alot of the gripes I've heard about the movie over time on these boards.

 

Look at what he said that was right on.

#1.  Prime was the best.

#2.  The newer bots were never as beloved as the older ones.

#3.  Don't tell me as a kid watching the movie that your heart didn't sink when all your favorites got trashed like yesterdays newspaper.

#4.  Although I like Rodimus as a leader because he had more depth of character and had character flaws, you still can't help smacking him upside the head for all his whining about being leader.

#5.  Many things about the movie make no sense whatsoever, e.g. Magnus getting blown to pieces and then completely reassembled.  Ya think Prime ever found out about that and said..."Darn, if I only had a Junkion or two around..."

 

Really guys...I think the ones taking things too seriously are you.  Give the guy a break.

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If this line is replaced by something else I might 'give the guy a break'.

 

Parents who love their children don't let them watch Transformers: The Movie.

 

It's like he wants to shield this from kids.  I mean, if you can't take disappointment, you're screwed for life because life is full of disappointments.

Once again...and please don't take offense to this, but you are taking it too seriously. 

I found it hilarious. 

 

I don't want to dissect this article, but I think he's making a generalization that the movie basically screwed the TF line over in his eyes.