My little sisters friends are here and I have barricaded myself in my room. Last time they were around they kidnapped poor Powelinx Jetfire and mistransformed him terribly! This time the threat is greater. Instead of 3 of them there are 5. I fear for my reissue megatrons safety as they will most likely go for him. I could easily take 5 11 year olds but I'd get in trouble for picking on little girls. Anybody who has siblings knows how bad this situtation is. What should I do? I am running out of time as the stack of boxes at the door is weakening. Help me please!

Well, there's always a sacrifical peace offering, and if that doesn't work, you could just scream at them whenever the come closer than a certain distance.

 

I guess for best effect, you could simply state to your parents and her that if ANYTHING gets "damaged" then she or your parents are going to be getting a new one.

Throw them out the window and pray anyone that walks by will be good to them

just like how good you were to them. Just kidding :tftounge

 

Hide them in the closet, that's what I'll do, and make a threatening warning.

Or better yet, put them all into a suitcase with locks....I promise you that'll work,

coz it worked for me.

Send me the megs, I'll put him in the figure protection program and hide hime with my other t-formers...the girls will never get him and he'll be safe...I'll treat him as one of my own...

Phew, sitiuation averted. I was about to make a break for it, Megatron in arms (in his box too of course (but not mint, I just store him in it when I'm not playing with him)) when my sisters friends parents started turning up. Shortly after my post the boxes toppled and one of them got in but I threw her out. I fended them off for 15 mins with threats of microwaving barbies and the like until I could rebuild the stack of boxes. It might sound OTT but you have not met my sisters friends. One of them kicked me with pointy shoes then slammed a door on me then kicked me in the nuts. Another time they hit me in the kneecaps (right where they join to the legs) with a broom handle which had a kind of effect like when you bang your elbow but on your legs. Then when I tried to get up the did it again. They are not human!

You should have transformed Megs and started Firing pellets at them until someone lost an eye. That'd teach them!!!

 

(Of course, being a true collector, I haven't taken my pellets off the spur :tftounge )

low powered Beebee gun, that would work too.

someone needs a lock on their door!!! :thumb

if you have to smack them around and when you get yelled at tell them it was self defense, and that you feared for your life and the lives of your transformers. If that doesn't work pull out one of the old standbys of "I plead temporary insanity" or "the devil made me do it"

Want me to take care of the girls? I'll rough 'em up real good. lol.