CYBERTRON HUFFER

 

 

CYBERTRON HOIST

 

I like Huffer idea so much, I did it myself months ago! Too bad his paintjob flakes off easily. What paints did you use?

 

I think he's too wee to be a Hoist-but Hoist was pretty pointless anyway. Then again so many of Hoist's shipmates were crap. Let's review:

-Seaspray was horrifying.He sounded like Pee-Wee Hermann's fish.

-Beachcomber was worthless,as are all hippies.

-Red alert was insane,and somehow homosexual.

-Grapple was a Starscream.And also somehow homosexual.

-Tracks was obnoxious.He should NOT have outflown Starscream

-Skids was....well,we all know about Skids.

-Warpath was annoying, but he did kick ass.

-Smokescreen was invaluable,no two ways about it.

-Cosmos was a whiny wuss,but SO useful.

-Perceptor ruled.Sort of.

-Blaster and his tapes were never the equal of Soundwave,period.

But I'm no classicist,some of the best characters came later in the show,like Sky Lynx and Cyclonus.

taking it too seriously to really classify transformers and their sexual orientation.

What can I say, I was bored enough to watch all of season 2 last night. No good porn and the Gf was whacked out on Nyquil. Tell me that Hoist and Grapple aren't an uptight,homosexual new england couple! Not that there's anything wrong with that.I mean, it's like 500 guys for every girl, with an even worse ratio for the Decepticons!

 

(Stage center, one late lonely night in the Ark.Most of the Autobots are offline,all is quiet.)

(Looks up from his diagnostic schematics,turns to Grapple)Hoist: 'Are you a pleasure model?'

(Puts down scale model of solar tower,grins boyishly)'I thought you'd never ask!'

(Romantic music plays,scene fades,frenzied clanking ensues)

Wow...I think I need more sleep  :(

i like huffer IMO thats what hasbro has to do when they repaint this guy

funny thing is this armorhide mold has been made before in the uk with this gun. it was a £1 cheap yet cool figure set available. it had the huffer paint scheme but in metalic chrome. i dident think of it untill i saw the paint job. glad i bought him

What can I say, I was bored enough to watch all of season 2 last night. No good porn and the Gf was whacked out on Nyquil. Tell me that Hoist and Grapple aren't an uptight,homosexual new england couple! Not that there's anything wrong with that.I mean, it's like 500 guys for every girl, with an even worse ratio for the Decepticons!

 

(Stage center, one late lonely night in the Ark.Most of the Autobots are offline,all is quiet.)

(Looks up from his diagnostic schematics,turns to Grapple)Hoist: 'Are you a pleasure model?'

(Puts down scale model of solar tower,grins boyishly)'I thought you'd never ask!'

(Romantic music plays,scene fades,frenzied clanking ensues)

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Dude, that's just...

 

Dude. 

 

Seriously.