Two of my favorite Xmas songs feature Transformers.

 

The great thing about this one is when you listen to it - every part is sung by a different voice - and the last two verses just degenerate into nastiness.

 

My faveorite part = "shes a witch i hate her"

 

 

Weird Al Yankovic - 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics

The first thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree.

 

The second thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The third thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Hangovers.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The fourth thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Sending Christmas cards.

Hangovers.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The fifth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Five month of bills!

Sending Christmas cards.

Hangovers.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The sixth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Facing my in-laws.

Five months of bills.

Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.

Hangovers.

Rigging up these lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The seventh thing a Christmas,

that's such a pain to me:

The Salvation Army.

Facing my in-laws.

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards.

Ohhh geeez.

I'm tryin to rig up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The eighth thing at Christmas,

that's such a pain to me:

I want a transformer for Christmas.

Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?!

Five months of bills.

Ughh, makin' up these cards.

oh, Edith get me a beer huh?

What we have no extension cords?!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The ninth thing at Christmas

that's such a pain to me:

Finding parking spaces,

Daddy, I want some candy!

Donations!

Facing my in-laws.

Five months of bills.

Writing out those Christmas cards.

Hangovers.

Now why the hell are they blinking?!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The tenth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Batteries not included.

No parking spaces.

Buy me something!

Get a job you bum!

Facing my in-laws.

Five months of bills.

Yo-ho sending Christmas cards.

Oh-geez look at this.

One light goes out, they all go out!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The eleventh thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Stale T.V. specials.

Batteries not included.

No parking spaces

Mom, I gotta go bathroom!

Charities!

She's a witch, I hate her.

Five months of bills.

Oh, I don't even know half these people!

Oh, who has the toilet paper, huh?

Turn on a flashlight, I blew a fuse!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The twelfth thing at Christmas

that's such a pain to me:

Singing Christmas carols.

Stale T.V. specials.

Batteries not included.

No parking!

WAHH (crying)

Charities.

Gotta make 'em dinner.

Five months of bills.

I'm not sending 'em this year, that's it!

Shut up, you!

Fine, you're so smart! You rig up the lights!

And finding a Christmas tree.

and then from Timbuk 3 (one of my favorite under rated bands)

a shame that their sentiments in 1984 are disturbingly present over 20 years later:

 

All I Want For Christmas"

 

Transformers, Super Heroes

Thundercats in cast iron clothes

Rocket fingers, lazer eyes

Cannon mouths and missile toes

 

Santa's helpers from on high

Secret sponsors place their bids

Your donation helps to buy

GI Joes for Contra kids

 

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas . . .

 

Rock lord masters of disaster

Detonate the ghetto blaster

And little black Rambo metal choir

Sings deck the halls with great balls of fire

 

It looks to me like World War III

Underneath the Christmas tree

Please dear Santa, Mr. Santa please

Can't you make the firing cease?

 

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas

Is world peace

 

A monster satellite TV

Sends Season's Greetings from afar

Star Wars I and II and III

Chestnuts roasting on the VCR

 

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas . . .

All I want for Christmas

Is world peace

I don't think that the first song you list is by Weird AL. His Christmas ones are Christmas at Ground Zero and The Night Santa Went Crazy. Other than that, it is kinda funny to hear the kid ask for a Transformer. Always makes me smile. That and the guy with the lights. :)

 

Chris

I didnt think it was Wierd Al either - but doing a lyric search - each one said that this version is Al's circa 1987

almost all parodies out there people claim as weird al 'cus he's the most famous, and it gets their stuff out and heard by other people.  It's still a christmas classic, but it's not from the weird one.

I think the guy's name is Bob Rivers... Yeah it is.. here's the link

 

(I don't edit posts.. I just think while I'm writing  :roll )

 

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/...ar=xqygf&Page=3

Actually the Bob Rivers one is a completely different one

No that's his song.. he has a new one about the 12 days out I think.. but the one the topic author referred to is Bob Rivers..

 

that's why I posted the link .. to double check myself :-)

 

Ash