Why was this allowed to be made. "Megalo Convoy" is the most homoerotic robot figure ever made! It looks like he takes it up the arse! what is this, a Marcellus/Ving Rhames from Pulp Fiction impression. Why must he be recieving! I think its a play on everyone idiotic enough to accept and buy this crap. Take it and like it!

how is that homo-erotic? let's ask Hunter Rose.

 

Hey Hunter, are you turned on by megalo convoy?

Oookay.

 

Either you're right, and you've uncovered a sinister Illuminati plot to turn all Transfans into homosexuals, thus preventing us from reproducing, killing the line off so HasTak can focus on making Action Man, GI Joe and Generic Japanese Cardgame Crap, or you're reading far too much into what is essentially a toy for children.

 

Which one do you think it is?

 

Sorry if anyone found the above post offensive, it wasn't my intention to offend, more to come up with something vaguely amusing from the material provided at 1am.

I meant how can Has/Tak call this an alt mode. he is just bending on his knees. And if I offended anyone, then I apologize, I just wish Has/Tak would have done something more inline with the character (Metroplex) its trying to pay homage to. How can anyone buy this when he really is just bending over on his knees? these are transformers right? not bendovers?why isnt he transformered?

I meant how can Has/Tak call this an alt mode. he is just bending on his knees. And if I offended anyone, then I apologize, I just wish Has/Tak would have done something more inline with the character (Metroplex) its trying to pay homage to. How can anyone buy this when he really is just bending over on his knees? these are transformers right? not bendovers?why isnt he transformered? Very weak altmode.

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I'm pretty sure that Prince Adam is the moast Homo-eratic action figure ever made.

I'm pretty sure that Prince Adam is the moast Homo-eratic action figure ever made.

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most homo-erotic action figure, not robot figure.

You know what I think is the gayest thing ever? This thread.

You know what I think is the gayest thing ever? This thread.

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coming from a guy with Richard Marx posing like that, uh...ok