The Real ViceGripX

“Only a fool ignores... Rorza, the Rocket-cycle Racer from Rigel III!" — Rorza, the Rocket-cycle Racer from Rigel III

I'm gonna jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard at noon tomorrow.

Wonders how the events in the Green Lantern titles are bit being affected by Flashpoint.

I'm spending Saturday night listening to the Dark of the Moon score while putting Kre-O Transformers together. This is paradise. http://twitpic.com/5nvemz

Spider-Man was right. You really do get a big delight in every bite of a Hostess Fruit Pie.

Just flipped through the 3 major networks' local affiliates news broadcasts. One appears to target the 80+ demographic. Time for some retirement.

I am the last dragon!

Chief Wiggum, don't eat the clues.

"Freedom is the right of all seasonal employees." - Optimus Prime

No matter how you dress it up, white trash is still white trash as evidenced by the freaks sitting behind me on the bus.

Watashi no ashi ga samu-sa.

Why did the bus driver turn the heat on and why does it smell like rotting bananas?

Watching Bravestar reruns on RTV and there's a commercial for catheters. Who do they think is watching this cartoon?

I'm not a huge Marvel fan, so can anyone explain the clip at the end of the Thor credits to me?

Just had my guinea pig, Peaches, give me a funny look as I was feeding her before she ripped the cutest sounding fart I've ever heard.