Matt Booker

http://www.myspace.com/booker207

Male

Macomb, Illinois

Writing, Witty Banter, Internet Piracy, Card Magic

United States

I'm working on 2 different book series at the moment. I had the first one that I wrote published. It got decent reviews, but I'm more excited about the ones I'm working on now. I'm about 6'1", 200lbs, and have 16-inch biceps. I'm an IT manager. I like to play around with magic. I have tattoos on my right hand. The Triforce of Courage (Yes, it's usually on the left but not on the wii version of Twilight Princess.) reminds me to be a hero and, well, have courage. Just below each knuckle I have the four suits (Spade for the index, Heart for the middle, Club for the ring, and Diamond for the pinky). Now when I use the toilet it's always a royal flush. I like puns and awful jokes.

Rock

Hellboy, Spider-man, Cloverfield, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Sleepy Hollow, well done horror

Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, CSI: Las Vegas, Red Dwarf, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr, Harvey Birdman, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Courage the Cowardly Dog

The Blade's Edge, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Smoke and Mirrors, Fables, The Ultimates (1 and 2)

TFA Cybertron Optimus Prime

If Chuck Norris was a real person, he'd be Captain Kirk. People are like playing cards. They're flammable.