Director Uwe Boll Challenges Bay to Boxing Match Showdown

[Lord Madhammer]

How about instead of a boxing match, they each direct a movie and see which one earns more money OOPS

[Hatermus Mucho]

can I start in on the whole "Uwe Boll makes movies as a tax shelter due to a loop hole in german law, which has recently been closed."

[Lord Madhammer]

can I start in on the whole "Uwe Boll makes movies as a tax shelter due to a loop hole in german law, which has recently been closed."

in before BOYCOTTS WURK statement

[Schlecki02]

can I start in on the whole "Uwe Boll makes movies as a tax shelter due to a loop hole in german law, which has recently been closed."

 

That would be new to me ... as a german ;)

 

Actually I don't care much about either of them. I like the Transformers Movies because I like Transformers ... and to be honest I liked the few films from Boll I have seen. So whatever, I don't care abouth either of them as long as their Films are good - to my taste, I couldn't care less about anybody elses Taste !!!

[Asthaloth]

I hope Bay kicks the shot out of him.

 

 

Just on the basis that Boll is an arrogant prick that makes me look well adjusted.

[Hadlen Weltall]

Ye know, Boll did this once before to people that hated his movies... and he won. Probably the only victory he's had.

 

A few years later, people still hate his movies, I for one do (I saw the trailer for his FarCry). He claims hes' better than anybody else and thinks the only way he can prove it is in a boxing match.

[sertile]

Ye know, Boll did this once before to people that hated his movies... and he won. Probably the only victory he's had.

 

A few years later, people still hate his movies, I for one do (I saw the trailer for his FarCry). He claims hes' better than anybody else and thinks the only way he can prove it is in a boxing match.

 

Yeah, I know he wiped the floor with Lowtax from SomethingAwful. My understanding is that Boll is actually a pretty good boxer, which is why he does this.

 

Still, a Boll vs. Bay battle (not going to happen) would be a lot more interesting due to their similarities. They both have egos the size of Texas, and they'd probably make comparable movies if Bay was saddled with Boll's budgets.

[hitjim]

I think the funniest part was when he said "...because I care about him"

 

So, Uwe is upset b/c Michael Bay does not return his affection?

 

 

It kind of reminds me of when a kid doesn't get an invite to another's birthday party in 3rd grade. So they meet at the jungle-gym during recess to make idiots out of themselves.

 

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Me: I think I know more about <whatever> than Uwe Boll

Uwe: We will box, then we shall see who is the knower of more!

[Archer1120]

Is this dude really serious or is he just f'ing around?

[what0080]

I have admittedly two franchise loves in my life: Transformers and Metal Gear... If Uwe Boll gets his greasy hands on EITHER of these in ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, I will take the utmost pleasure in crucifying him publicly... :khaaan Also, I don't think that Boll's ENTIRE string of movies has outgrossed "The Rock" alone! :heheh