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A Tribute to Michael Bay's new film


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Nope, certainly not. These are the lyrics if you could not understand what he was saying withen the video:

 

He's Michael Bay

He's got the power

Yeah!

 

Bay's about on screen action

Exciting scenes are number one

This is awesome

Some people needlessly talk Blot

Even before they have seen it

All those guys are fools

 

Pearl Harbor kicked ass, that attack scene was rough

there were planes and explosions and that was enough!

 

You've got to shoot

Shoot for the edit

When a big asteroid's loose

Send up Bruce with a nuclear bomb

Crash all those cars

Run in slow motion

For action there's only one way

It's got to be Bay!

 

With Michael Bay's reputation

I know Transformers will be one

Kick ass movie

Imagine how cool it will feel

When Optimus Prime, tough as steel

Transforms and looks around

 

Forget the haters who do nothing but knock

Like your movie with Sean, The Transformers will Rock!

 

You've got to shoot

Shoot for the edit

When the drug dealers run

Have Will chase them and dodge all the cars

Drive at top speed

Blow up that hangar

You know at the end of the day

Action is Bay!

 

His films are on fire!

 

I know Bay's got the touch!

 

Fast cars and guns, planes fighting in the sky

So for The Transformers, Bay is the perfect guy

 

He's Michael Bay

He's got the power

Yeah!

 

He's Michael Bay

He's got the power

 

BAY!

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I hate this stupid video. This whole thing is just major ass kissing.

I had a similar thought, but it involves kneepads.

 

 

I was trying to keep it PG :tftongue

What does scrubbing Bay's floors have to do with keeping it PG? :tfhuh

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