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meh. there are LIMITS, you know! it all depends on where you are IN the US. like schools etc. this forum may not be any exception. i'm not sure....

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well. i'm working on the next chapter... as soon as i get more feedback, i'll post it.

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well. i'm working on the next chapter... as soon as i get more feedback, i'll post it.

Dude, it's great. Keep it up, and don't bother reading Jetstorm's posts anymore, he's nearly as bad as Bodycount. What with him believing the people on this thread are listening to him at all...

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well then, time for a new chapter. and guess what, MORE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING!

 

new robots and their alternate modes are as follows:

Avalanche-ore dock

Verticon-aerial lift bridge

Wedge-Duluth, Superior Interstate bridge (Blatnik Bridge)

Bongimus-richard Ira Bong memorial Bridge

 

<Duluth, MN>

*beep. beep. beep*

Avalanche: sir, i'm picking up something on radar

Wedge: really....hmmmm. what in Richie Bong's name is "ocean City"?

Bongimus: my name's not Richie.

Wedge: i was talking about your daddy

Bongimus: *sob* I HAVE NO FATHER!

Avalanche: wait a minute... when the hell did wedge get here?

Wedge: i dunno... i thought i was supposed to start here.

Avalanche: NOT YET! GO AWAY, THEN WAIT UNTIL I CALL YOU!

Wedge: fine! i didn't like you either! i'm gonna go have FUN! *leaves*

Bongimus: *shakes head* oi...... well. might as well take a look at this blip here, seeing as the coffee maker's broken again

Avalanche: should i contact Verticon and Wedge?

Bongimus: if you really feel that they should slow us down......

Avalanche: why are you in such a bad mood anyway?

Bongimus: because this morning, i was in bridge mode and captain salty beard was in his chicken-playing mood.....i think my back will be dislocated for a week or so.....

Avalanche: ouchies...... i'll notify Wedge and Verticon. *calls them*

Wedge: *peaks head into room* but i was just here

Avalanche: NOT YET!

Bongimus: GET LOST!

*Wedge walks in and falls over*

Avalanche: I SAID...oh whatever. i suppose NOW you're on time.

*the door falls over*

Verticon: hey guys. er...i mean *Blasts his horn loudly and proudly (folks, this bridge has a VERY loud horn)*

Bongimus: *eye twitches* stop trying to come through in bridge mode. and stop greeting us with that damn horn.

Verticon: *transforms* sheesh. somebody's being a poophead unit.....

Avalanche: *snicker*

Bongimus: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

Wedge: anyhoo. why did you call us here?

Avalanche: i found a new city to explore. ocean city. ocean means water. and if you have water, you need...

Verticon and wedge: BRIDGES! *give each other high fives*

Verticon: there's no time to lose. TO THE BOAT!

Bongimus: it's called a SHIP, you dumbass.

Wedge: i thought that's what you call the things that go into outer space.

Bongimus: it IS

Wedge: well if they're BOTH ships, how do i know which one's which?

Bongimus: ...you're a dumbass. everyone place your decoys at their appropriate locations and let's go.

Wedge: i sat on mine...... it looks like a moose now

Bongimus: good enough. put it in

 

<meanwhile in Superior>

 

Tourist 1: what's up with this bridge? it looks like a moose. that can't be right

Wedge: see? i told ya

Avalanche: idiot! you're not supposed to let the audience know that we can watch scene transitions.

 

<ocean city>

Grimlock: ME GRIMLOCK ORDER 100 MOVIES ON PAY PER VIEW!!!!

Jetfire: you WHAT?!?!?!?!

Optimus: i have discovered toilet paper! inform the crew!

Inferno: um, Optimus sir, i don't honestly think they'd give a damn. NAPKINS, however, are MUCH more interesting!

Ironhide: no they're not! toilet paper has more uses! and it's all in one big roll!

Kicker: YEAH! AND WE'LL MESS UP PEOPLES' HOUSES, TOO!!!

Ironhide: YAY! you agree with me!

Kicker: wait a minute *kicks Ironhide* no i don't!

Ironhide: damn! and i thought i was gonna have a GOOD day for once!

Optimus: not as long as you're a member of my team!

Wreck Gar: rip! slip! brush! AHHH!

Kup: oh really? very interesting. *rips his arm off and brushes his face with it* AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *screams in pain*

Hot Rod: i could use some of those *mimicks Kup* AAAHHHH!!!!!! refreshing!

Optimus: time to find zordon.... we need a mission. rita CAN'T have been plotting something for THIS long.

 

<Unicron's head>

Scorponok: sorry i've been gone for so long. i have to go about claiming countries and what not.

Alpha-Q: AND YOU BROUGHT ME MY FOOD?!?!!?NO HE HASN'T! HE BROUGHT ENERGON!

Scorponok: nope. i got a sombraro!

Starscream: can i try that on once?.....

Alpha-Q:we created the two of you to bring us energon AND YOU'RE BOTH FAILING MISERABLY! AND ON TOP OF THAT, I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!!!

Scorponok: i'll go fetch some if you really want it THAT badly.

Alpha-Q: oh yes! and bring me back some burgers too!

 

 

<Decepticon HQ>

 

Demolishor: MEGATRON! can you really be alive?

Megatron: for the 40 billionth time, YES I AM!

Demolishor: YAY!

Megatron: do you really have to ask me that everyday?

Tidal Wave: tidal wave is back. has children

Megatron: those are dolls....

Tidal Wave: tidal wave like Betsy wetsy. but now doll has broke from robotic strength of tidal wave... Tidal Wave hopes that the cops dont arrest Tidal Wave for child abuse.

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LMAO :rofl What happend to slappy thrust? that I loved. Someone needed to dslap Armada Megatron. I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

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hmmmm. well. thrust was armada. so i couldn't bring him to energon. i think that i could have Landmine be the slapper though...

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No, make Rodimis the Slapper. Or, Howabout Rodimis is Schizophrenic, That would be a hoot. These are pure energon gold alloy.

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