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don't mind stick zarak.(he ain't too smart. :tftongue ) but ,yes,write a new chapter.teh ta funn13 :nuts )

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Nah MM and I do one every couple days or so. But they only take about an hour or 2 to write.

:pfx

The thing I've discovered works best sometimes, is if you have a specific way that you want the story to go, then kind of let it discover it's own way. That makes it so much better. I have a friend that's taking a creative writing course at school, and when I started writing fan fics, she told me this tip, and I've personally found they work so much better that you don't plan the entire chapter ahead of time, but rather let it find it's own way onto the page. And the better the quality, the more time you'll put into it, and the better the story.

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:pfx very much. but you should try and hury up the process just a bit. I mean we've been waiting for weeks for a new installment. I thought you might have been banned or something. I hope someone gets tazzered in the next part. That or beaten with a wet sock full of pretenders. :tftongue

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i'm sure you're all dying the see the next chapter. so here's a teaser:

 

Megatron: Well. Until the radar works again, we can’t attack the Autobot base. Now what?

Octane: might I suggest a TEQUILA PARTY!

Megatron: I second! Soundwave, Mexican music now!

Soundwave: SI SENIOR! *Plays fiesta music*

Starscream: DROP THAT CHALUPA!

Octane: what Chalupa?

Starscream: nothing!

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<BEGIN!>

 

Hot Shot: Who said “Begin�?

Ironhide: is that you, god?

< No. It’s me, you idiots>

Hot Shot: Hey now. We are NOT idiots. Save for Wedge….

Wedge: BACON HAM CHEESE GARLIC LEATHER MONKEY SNOT PEE PRICKLE! *SNORE*

Bongimus: *punches Wedge in the face*

Wedge: *blanks out and comes to again * POP GOES THE WEASEL!

Bongimus: *punches Wedge again* and pop goes my fist in your face!

Wedge: *flies back and collapses for good this time*

Columbia Star: hey. There’s a planet! Look! C’mon! Land on it! Go! Go!

Optimus: I sense Trakena is near. WE MUST LAND!

Bongimus: there is no point to this

Scorponok: he’s right. I’m staying right…. Well I’m not moving to another ship

Hot Shot: everyone who doesn’t want to land, move to the Mesabi Miner

Scorponok: but I just said…. grrrr

Wedge: DO I SMELL COOKIES?!?!!?

*Bongimus, Wedge, Alpha-Q, and Scorponok quickly move to the Mesabi Miner*

 

<Mesabi Miner>

Bongimus: just us 4?

Alpha-Q: I GET AIRSICK! AND GUESS WHOSE MOUTH THE VOMIT COMES OUT OF?!?! your mouth is the only mouth that’s always open

Scorponok: I’m forced to go wherever Alpha-Q goes. I had little choice in the matter. Although… *sticks a flag in the ground* I CLAIM THIS SHIP IN THE NAME OF CROATIA!

Mesabi Miner: hey…..uh…. for $50.00, I’ll let you stick as many flags into my deck as you want

Scorponok: no. I only insert one flag to claim land. Besides, I’m broke

Wedge: REALLY?!?! LEMME FIX IT! *yanks the flag out of the deck and rams it into Scorponok*

Scorponok: ugh. I’ve been claimed….by Croatia….

Wedge: you’re supposed to be FIXED!

Mesabi Miner: well. If anyone gives me $50.00, I’ll try and go as fast as I can possibly go in space!

Wedge: *grabs a deer* I got ONE! Now we just need 42!

Bongimus: I’m not even going to ask how the hell a deer got into OUTER SPACE!

Mesabi Miner: uh….one of my previous dares…yeah so. Anyone got fifty bucks?

Bongimus: fifty five says you fling Wedge off too

Mesabi Miner: DEAL! *revs up the engines and rockets through space*

Wedge: *flies into the engine room* OOOOOH! STRING CHEESE!

Alpha-Q: *bursts into the room* OOO!!! LET ME EAT IT! I HAVENT EATEN ANYTHING IN AGES!!! THAT’S A NAVIGATIONAL REGULATOR, YOU IDIOT!!! NO! WAIT! STOOOOOOOP!! *takes a huge bite out of the regulator* OH THIS CHEESE IS STALE!

*the Mesabi Miner starts to vibrate and make odd sputtering sounds*

Mesabi Miner: HEY! I DIDN’T GET PAID TO DO THAT! PAY UP!

Alpha-Q: w-what’s happening?

*ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!*

 

<Cybertron>

*CRASH!!!! *

Mesabi Miner: *cough* holy crap. Where are we?

Scorponok: well. I’d say since the land is made of metal, we must be on Cybertron.

Wedge: that’s a FUNNY NAME!

Bongimus: …what? Hey…wait a minute. Miner, YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!

Bumblebee: *complains to himself* do THIS, Bumblebee. Do THAT, Bumblebee. When do I get to FIGHT?

Bongimus: whoa. I recognize that transformer. He was Bumblebee, one of the ancient Autobot members. What year is this?

Bumblebee: 2004, Cybertron years

Scorponok: what about Earth years?

Bumblebee: 1985

Wedge: WHOA!

Bongimus: you actually were able to comprehend what bumblebee said?

Wedge: WHOA! I FOUND A ROCK!

Bongimus: ….I thought so

*lasers fire down from the sky.*

Alpha-Q: WE’RE UNDER ATTACK! HIDE! HIDE!

Bumblebee: *speaks into his intercom* Optimus! Come in, Optimus. We’re under attack. We’re at the outskirts of Telatran! HURRY!

Intercom: This isn’t another joke, is it?

Bumblebee: NO! HELP!

Intercom: fine… Autobots, transform and roll out!

Bongimus: we can’t just idly sit here and do nothing. RETURN FIRE!

Wedge: we have to return the fire? But I wanna keep it! MY FIRE!

Megatron: ahh yes. We have them surrounded. After I destroy these pathetic soldiers, I can, at last, understand why I can fly despite the fact I have no jets or wings and I turn into a very non-airborne object. KEEP FIRING, DECEPTICONS!

Thundercracker: as

Skywarp: you

Dirge: wish

Starscream: AGH! *Gets hit by a laser and crashes* who shot that?

Optimus Prime: wanna rethink your strategy, Megatron?

Megatron: yerrgh. PRIME! This time, you’ll fall to my wrath!

Silverstreak: hold it, Megs

Smokescreen: or we’ll shoot you down

Megatron: and where would you hit me? I can somehow fly. But I haven’t figured out the reason.

Thrust: we

Dirge: can

Skywarp: fly

Thundercracker: because

Ramjet: we

Skywarp: have

Dirge: wings

Smokescreen: and nobody cares. *Shoots Dirge down*

Megatron: RETREAT! Someone carry Dirge! My…. uh…hands are wet!

Optimus Prime: wow I didn’t even have to DO anything. So who are you guys?

Wedge: I’M WEDGE! I LIKE PONIES!

Bongimus: Bongimus Prime. Leader of the Harborcons

Alpha-Q: I am Alpha-Q AND I’M HUNGRY!

Silverstreak: funny you should say that. We have an all-you-can-eat buffet at the base

Alpha-Q: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scorponok: I’m Scorponok, champion explorer and guardian of Alpha-Q

Optimus Prime: enough idle chitchat. Let’s go back to Autobot base. Vehicle modes!

Bongimus: I, uh… turn into a bridge

Wedge: I GOTS LOOGIES IN MY NOSIE!

Bongimus: *cough* so does Wedge

Alpha-Q: we don’t transform WE JUST EAT AND EAT AND EAT!!!!

Scorponok: I have a vehicle mode!

Wedge: *jumps into Smokescreen’s arms* TELL ME A STORY, DADDY!

Bongimus: if Wedge gets too out of hand, hit him with this tazer.

 

<Decepticon base>

Shockwave: welcome back, sir. Would you like me to kiss your ass?

Megatron: hmmm. Maybe that’s where my flying capabilities come from…er HELL NO! Besides, you don’t have a mouth. You can’t kiss anything!

Shockwave: shall I spread butter on your feet?

Megatron: Ew…. Um. Be productive. Find the Autobot HQ. the one we’ve known the whereabouts of for decades.

Shockwave: as you wish, sir. I guarantee it will be discovered before sundown

Megatron: uh…yeah… anything new, Astrotrain?

Astrotrain: uhh… lotta static on the radars. Prolly that sandwich I ate a few days ago. I put it on the camera for safekeeping and I haven’t seen a thing since. My guess is the weather is acting up again.

Megatron: well then FIX IT!

Astrotrain: sent Blitzwing up there earlier. He still hasn’t come back

 

<Radar>

Blitzwing: where’s the damn problem? All I see is a radar dish with a submarine sandwich skewered at its sensor array. HELP! I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! *passes out*

 

<Decepticon base>

Megatron: Well. Until the radar works again, we can’t attack the Autobot base. Now what?

Octane: might I suggest a TEQUILA PARTY!

Megatron: I second! Soundwave, Mexican music now!

Soundwave: SI SENIOR! *Plays fiesta music*

Starscream: DROP THAT CHALUPA!

Octane: what Chalupa?

Starscream: nothing!

 

<Autobot Base>

Ironhide: PROWL, GET ME MY COONSKIN SLIPPERS!

Prowl: why?

Ironhide: CUZ IT’S COLD OUT THAR!

Prowl: uh. Sure.

*Optimus Prime and the other Autobots enter*

Fortress Maximus: hey. New guys!

Metroplex: more punies though.

Fortress Maximus: why of course, brother. For we are the biggest and greatest Autobots ever

Metroplex: indeed! Perhaps we should pump! Them up!

Bongimus: wow. Those guys are gigantic!

Wedge: AND I’M WEDGE! PEAS AND SNEEZE AND FREEZE!

Bongimus: oh please… *roundhouse kicks Wedge*

Alpha-Q: OH GOD! I CAN’T FIND THE DAMN SALAD BAR!!!! that’s because you ATE IT!

Optimus Prime: welcome to Autobot Headquarters. From here, we monitor Earth and Cybertron so that we can protect both planets at all times. And this is my box of wool! *Holds up a cardboard box*

Ultra Magnus: so tell us. How did you guys wind up here?

Bongimus: we’re not sure. Our ship went so fast that he must’ve gone through a time rift.

Wedge: AND I HELPED!

Bongimus: helped what?

Wedge: I helped breakey the ship!

Metroplex: well I guess Fort Max and me can fix it!

*BOOM!!!!*

Megatron: you’ll never leave this base alive, Autobots! I finally discovered the truth to how I’m able to fly!

Bumblebee: uh…how?

Megatron: MAGIC FARTS!

Starscream: he’s…uh…not in a good mood

<Meanwhile, back in the present time. At the planet the Columbia Star landed on>

Optimus: no. It’s megaZORD! MEGAZORD!

Big O: and I’ll tell you one last time my model type is megaDEUCE!

Hot Shot: what’s with all the big, purple domes? You guys Minnesota Vikings fans or something?

Big Duo: we didn’t build ‘em. The good folks at Paradigm made them.

Hot Shot: hmmm. I see. And what’s with this memories yip yap?

Osrail: You're not from around here, are you...

To be continued!

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