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Who'd win?  

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  1. 1. Who'd win?

    • Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
      8
    • Jazz and Ironhide
      14


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If we're talking a FIGHT, then I'd say the Twins. SunStreaker was not only know as a powerful and extremely skilled hand-to-hand fighter, he'd fight dirty when necessary. If he had to gouge out an opponent's optics and stuff them in their vocalizer, he'd do just that.

 

SideSwipe was almost as good a fighter, and didn't mind going nuts on someone when he had to.

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The Autobot bros have the advantage of brute strength and weaponry on their side.  However, Ironhide's armor and experience, paired with Jazz's quickness and creativity in battle would prove quite a challenge to overcome.

 

I really don't know about this one myself...

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I'm going to call this one now.

Sunstreaker wrestles Ironhide to the ground with fancy moves. Sideswipe tries to follow suite but Jazz is to streetwise for him and makes a mockery of him in hand to hand combat. Seeing this enrages 'Streaker who after pumping Ironhide's chasis with laser goes psycho and rushes Jazz who launces a rocket in his direction. Streaker dodges it and engages Jazz, forgetting that Ironhide isnt quite dead yet. Ironhide grabs him from behind and pins him down. Meanwhile Jazz slaps some energon hand culfs on 'Swipe and then the nowimmobilised 'Streaker.

 

Afterwards:

 

Jazz: Those crazy cats sure can take their licks.

Ironhide: Tell me about it, my tailpipes still achin'.

Jazz: Looks like they got ya pretty bad huh old timer?

Ironhide: 'Bin worse. I remember the time on Cybertron...

Jazz: Can it you old fogey! Do you want me to remove these shells from your ass or not?

Ironhide: ... Leave one in. I gotta show this to Kup. He'll get a kick outof it!

Jazz: Man thats some seriously sick Blot...

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I voted Ironhide and Jazz.

 

In a fight Jazz would distract the twins with G1 pornal music deafining both while Ironhide would then beat the mortal Blot out of both of em. For a finish he'd freeze them in liquid Nitrogen, while the base from Jazz's speakers instantaniously shattered them T1000 style.

 

or something like that. :redface 

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thats a good idea for the bass and liquid nitrogen. why that was never in the tv show remains a mystery to this day...

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Blood is thicker than water. The Bros would win for sure!

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