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I'm not sure you'd call it a 'poem' ...it's more like a rhyming list

Call it what you want, as long as the word 'excellent' is in it....




Optimus and Hot Rod

Sky High


Blades, Vortex and Streetwise



Shockwave and Broadside


Blot, Tracks

Cosmos and Bristleback



Abominus and Computron



Menasor and Fireflight


Skids, Flak

Ratchet, Gears and Wheeljack

Kup, Gusher


Bumblebee and Cliffjumper

Wheelie, Gnaw


Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw



Arcee, Magnus, Blurr and Springer



Tailgate and Dead End



Soundwave and Grimlock

Jazz, Prowl

Slog, Scowl

Smokescreen and Countdown

Hook, Scrapper


Strascream, Skywarp, Thundercracker



Cloudraker, Fastlane


Fort Max




...okay I know Grimlock's in there twice, and some of the rhymes are a li'l bit of a stretch, but I'm hoping ya'll will let it slide....I've also discovered that there are WAY too many Transformers with names that only rhyme with ONE other, so it got frustrating at times, but worth it...and it's all G1, too....


Lemme know what you guys think...

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"Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe"


"Sixshot, Hotspot, Optimus and Hot Rod

Sky High, Wildfly,  Blades, Vortex, Streetwise"

Joyride, Ironhide, Shockwave and Broadside

Kickback, Blot, Tracks, Cosmos,  Bristleback (stretch out)


It doesn't look like it works, but it fits when you sing it. 

More to come later  :tflaugh


If Hearse will come up with some phrases for a chorus I'll work it in :-)

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"we didn't crash the ark!

we just started flyin'

and bots kept on dyin'"


i know there should be another line, but i could see a "we didn't start the fire out of this"!


:clap has there been many tf parady songs?

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I may hafta do a chorus...I don't know which song ya'll're talking about....I actually got the idea from a Weird Al song from his latest album...the song about the hardware store-- near the end he rattles off hardware supplies 'n' stuff, talking at Blurr-speed...

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