Energon: The Album

[TFVanguard]

ah cool, I dont know if you are not showing what the original track was on purpose, but it would sure help on some.

Ah, I wanted to see if people could guess them. That's part of the fun for me.

I'll post 'answers' later. :)

[Viktor V]

heheh alright, sounds like fun, lets see if anyone can guess more of them. #2 is on the tip of my tongue

[TFVanguard]

#8 - Where have all the Kay*bees gone?

 

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - The mall seems empty

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - They all went under

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - Chapter 11, you know.

When will they ever learn? I don't think they'll return.

 

Where have the exclusives gone? - G1 Spychangers

Where have the exclusives gone? - Prime and Wheeljack, you know

Where have the exclusives gone? - Gone to Ebay, everyone

When will they ever learn? I don't think they'll return.

 

Where have all the toys gone? - They're out of business

Where have all the toys gone? - Went down to clearance

Where have all the toys gone? - Still too expensive

Why can't they ever learn? They'll probably not return.

 

Where have all the scalpers gone? - Bought up the exclusives

Where have all the scalpers gone? - Jhixaus and Megabolt

Where have all the scalpers gone? - Now to Wal*Mart, everyone

Why can't they ever learn? They'll probably not return.

 

Where have the Stunticons gone? - Looks like they're cancelled

Where have the Stunticons gone? - No one seems to know

Where have the Stunticons gone? - No more Menasor, everyone

Why can't they ever learn? I don't think they'll return.

 

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - The mall seems empty

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - They all went under

Where have all the Kay*bees gone? - Chapter 11, you know.

I'm sure they never learn? They will not ever return.

[TFVanguard]

There in the store

In the action toy aisle

There are new transformer

That look a lot like

real cars!

 

You can open the hood,

and you can play with the seats

The tires are rubber

It's an awful lot like

real cars!

 

Now Orson said 'no'

No real cars made for you

But Takara said 'go'

And now we got

Real cars!

 

There's Jeep, Chevy and Dodge

With Subaru too

And they licensed out,

To make Transforming

Real cars!

[Guest Hot Spot]

#1 - Allspark

 

I was thinking of the time they were posting about Transformers,

but before long, the flames filled the page

I didn't think that chattin' about some toys

would fill some fans will all kinds of rage?

 

The Allspark forums are crapping up again

All The servers are crashing down

Someone flooding posts on mayhem

And I admit I've a been meanie

Because some guys sure are weenies,

And I don't think I'll ever be let back again

Oh no!

 

Now I'm looking over general discussion

But all the topics there make conservatives really mad

The moderators should shut up the pie holes

But in the end, they can't just resist a jab

 

The Allspark forums are someplace else again

All the bookmarks now are dead links

Kalidor's trying to fix it up again,

But he doesn't know PHP

And his web-sites actin' crazy

And I don't think I'll be logging on again

Oh no!

 

The Allspark forums are crapping up again

All The servers are crashing down

The load of the fans was too much

And it's really kind of screwed them

And TFans now has to help them

Until the admin can fix up their site again

Oh no...

Oh no!

Man, you sure are thick-headed, aren't you? Just because they finally put you in your place, you write what you think to be, a clever little song. Damn Neale, you're far more pathetic than I ever took you for. Get a life.

 

 

 

Wheeljack supports treason! :P

[Hot Rod]

#3 is "Men in Hats" -- Gotta love those midget dancers

[Starscreamer]

dude going nuts...only can place #3....grrr...

[Ultimatetransfan]

Oh! Oh! Do you do requests? If so pleeeeeease do a "We Didn't Start The Fire" parody