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Hoist : "Er.. Optimus. What are you doing? You're not a gun!


Optimus: "Trust me! I am going to turn on my high beams and light our darkest hour!"

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Scavanger: "It says here, "Place pill up your rectum and hold till it disolves."


Red alert: "I'm not putting that up my.."


Hoist: "If you don't Megatron or Galvatron, whichever one he is this week, will get all the minicons!"


Minicons: "Please Red alert! Save Us!"

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Hoist: oh yeah! My Optimus can kick your Megatron's hinny!

Thrust: Na-uh! Megatron is invincible! He'll eat your Optimus for breakfast!

Hoist: We'll see about that! Optimus, Transform!!

Thrust: Oh, a duel is it! Megatron, Transform!

Hoist: *dooo dododododododoo* -laser sounds-

Thrust: *Puussshhkk!!* *ka-pow ka-pow* I killed you, your dead!

Hoist: No you didn't you missed!

-Brrriiiiinnnnggg- (school bell)

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-On the eve of Energon's launch-


Scavanger: there, the missle is set..

Hoist: Excelent. Red, get begin the lift off sequence.

:Minicons screaming: WAIT WAIT!! DON'T DO IT!! WE'RE STILL COOL!!

Blurr: Nope, sorry.. we're done with you..

Hoist: It's to the sun with you guys.



-Rocket launches-


Scavanger: And now for the rest of you has beens.. -pulls out a gun and wastes the rest of the group- .. now it's time to get my bitchin new paint job hasbro promised me.

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Scavanger: this is the worst toy capsule machine.

Hoist: All i keep getting are these stupid little robots.

Blur:I have an idea for a show ... I could use these guys. We can star in a show where we have to find all these little guys.

Hoist: You mean like Pokemon.

Blur: No, i'll call it Armada... I'll be back, i'm going to hasbro headquarters.

Scavanger: That'll never work ..But it might just get us a job..........

Hoist: don't like the sounds of this.

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