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The Even Better Than Matt's Awesomerest Blitzwing guide


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Welcome to the Even Better Than Matt's Awesomerest Blitzwing guide.

 

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Where we'll show you how to mod your Animated Blitzwing the it's true highest form.

 

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Hosted, of course, by me: Sentinel Prime.

 

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They were too shy to say so, but I know I am the Autobots' most beloved and admired leader, so I gladly

accepted the position of host here, even without them having asked me to.

 

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Sometimes it's hard being better at everything than everyone else. It's a burden, but I do my best.

 

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So without further ado, let us begin.

 

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First we will... Yes? Something I can do for you?

 

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Wait, waaaiiiaaaarrrgh!!!

 

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High Five Bro!

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Why you two little defects, when I get my hands on you...

 

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Ahem, yes. Respect. Scamps are just showing their appreciation for me. Yeah, that's it.

 

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Anyhow, it has been suggested by the less well-informed that we should subdue Blitzwing using the above

method.

 

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Unfortunately when we attempted it, we got THIS result.

 

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Our owner decided it was better to call in muscle for the job.

 

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At this point it almost appears we have it in the bag.

 

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'Look boys! Look at zee birhdee!'

 

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'Who vants hot vings? Eh? Who vants zem?'

 

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'Go get it!!!'

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Sometimes you just have to say to heck with continuity and series integrity and just use disproportionate

force.

 

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Such as here.

 

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'Mmmmfff! Not zee face, not see face!'

 

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Having subdued Bliztwing we took him to Crazy Wreck-Gar's House of Basement-Priced-Modifications. That's

the proprietor off to the right there. As you can see we've already removed his wings.

 

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The systems scan him to find the best points for dissassembly.

 

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Having found a good staring point we begin.

 

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At this point I'll have to admit, I went for energon and a carwash, as I still get itchy on this organic

 

infested planet. When I came back I found this.

 

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'I like it!'

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I know this is Monday and all, but this is very bizzare and makes me wonder where this is going. And the answer better not be 42

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After having words with the proprietor, we had the arms reattached, and he tried again.

 

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And again.

 

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Beep boodle-oot @#$%^&!!!

 

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And FINALLY we accheive perfection!

 

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As you can see, we have totally upped the Geewun factor on this fella and he looks spiffier than ever.

 

Don't you guys agr... hey what's this? AAARRGGHH!!!

 

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Yeah. Well, all good-natured hijinx I'm sure. I mean, it's not like they mean me any harm. Right guys?

 

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...guys?

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Such as here.

 

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Unfortunately when we attempted it, we got THIS result.

 

:tflaugh

 

Those two bits were especially funny.

 

And Cad's quote about it being a Monday was amusing. ;)

 

~Matt Booker

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