What is something cool they could bring back for me?

Besides a bagpipe, a kilt, or haggis (the food, not the TFans member).

Scottish girls.

I think they've banned removing sheep and goats from Scotland nowadays...

a kilt, sporran, or a dirk

Do you do golf? Maybe something to do with that.

Robin Williams does a great bit on the Scottish and Golf.

Other than that maybe a Hard Rock Cafe shot glass (if they have one). I collect Hard Rock Cafe shot glasses from around the world.

I bet the HRCSGFans forum sucks compared to this one.

But I bet they still complain about Hasbro.

If your of Scottish ancestory you could have them bring you back a tie or hankerchief of your clan's tartan.

* has a sweet tie of such *

Otherwise, a bottle of Scotch that can't be procured in the US.

Should have stated that my parents are going with a church group.

A Baptist church group.

F to the A I L

My dad just called me to ask the difference between "Scotch" and "Scottish whiskey."

"Why, dad?"

"I can't talk about it because the Inister-May is around here somewhere."

You lost me...I don't visit their forums.

Heh. I guess you could start by telling him that it's spelled "whisky" there.

And don't call the people "Scotch" because they might not like that so much.

"Oh my, look at all the delightful Scotch people here!"

I told him that one morning he needs to wake up, don a kilt, paint half his face blue and run around the highlands yelling "Qaplaa!!! Qaplaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"


They make great tape.

I mean "grrrrrrrrrreht tehp. "

Just remember that things in Scotland come in three sizes: wee, not so wee and FRIGGIN' HUGE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQd49rEF_0

"FUCK NO, EIGHTEEN FUCKIN' TIMEZ"

Haggisjin.

Oh wait, nevermind.

You suck, dude.