I'm crushing hard on that girl, what can I say? She is not overtly "hot", but she's beautiful in a very wholesome way, and deceptively sexy too. She's got great color, not that awful orange fake tan.

Hi, Snorgtees girl! (And because I have to be true to my dog nature: )

EDIT- a couple shots of her from the Snorgtees site:

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More pics in post 32, go!

You may have to be more specific, the girl changes every time you click the mouse.

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err, pics?

Yeah, all I see is Han Solo. So if you're into that, i won't judge you.

































To your face. But behind your back I ridicule you most harshly.

Guh! She's the cute brunette in the Snorgtees ads, pretty sure whe's the only girl that shows up in that space, pretty sure it's always her. Maybe it's regional?

<------ not figula- straight!


EDIT- can't paste a pic bec. I'm at work, and that would look weird.

There are at least five different brunettes in those ads.

Pics or GTFO!

Watsa Snorgtees?

It's the technical term for what i did to your mom last night.

OHITSONNOW!

OH IT'S ON ALL RIGHT, JUST LIKE I WAS ON YOUR MOM!

Wait.
Ads?

Turns off NoScript.

those snorg tee girls are all underaged

This chick?


Yeah, she's a cutie.

And for the record her name is Alice Fraasa and she's 19

So they should be right up your alley then.

I dont mess with Jail bait girls

Whoa dude, TMI.

No, not her (not that there's anythign wrong with her), this one:

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She's such a doll. I can't get the full-body pics from the ads on the forum to show up at home, but there's one shot of her in a short denim skirt that would make a rabbi eat pork. And the more I look at her, the more I think I've seen her somewhere else before (and the more my pants move ).

16 is legal over here.. Just sayin...


STALKER ALERT!

here in nevada you cant mess with a girl thats under the age of 18 and if you do you'll be arrested for it

Really? I always thought that they fished for High-Security-Institutions with Jail-Bait...

jailbait= under aged girls

TOTALLY

your complete lack of a sense of humor sickens me.

Upon further investigation I believe you overlooked the most enticing AD shot of all. It ain't as SXZ, but its got what you want:

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Whoever is behind their marketing campain is a F'ing genius. I got like 20 shirts I bought already hoping she'll take my order.

.................................................................. Words escape me.

*facepalms*

I would take her order..


I will wait right here eatin'

She is definitely do-able.

Don't you mean:

OK, now it's getting stalkerish but I'm powerless against her subdued hotness:

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Plus, I feel like I need to prove she exists or something, I was getting all Snufalufagus'd in the first couple pages here...

Well lets just say you do finally meet her... she could turn out to be some crazy person or worse hehehe im just being realistic here

True. She could literally eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast.

Yuck.

*would still do her and her mom at the same time*

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