Thad_theImpaler
Sep 16 2008, 06:32 PM
Surprised no one had posted this yet. I'd been without power the last two days or I would have sooner... lol!
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/...5>1=BUZZ2QUOTE
Fox opens up about old flame: 'Nikita'
Sept. 15, 2008, 8:55 PM EST
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Megan Fox has nothing to hide.
The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Fox's publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.
Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
Fox also defended Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens regarding their racy photo scandals and said that she doesn't like Disney because they take "these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick."
MikePrime
Sep 16 2008, 06:41 PM
So, she was just a female version of a creepy guy stalking a stripper?
Ultra Bumblemus
Sep 16 2008, 07:00 PM
I read the artical yesterday
Optics
Sep 16 2008, 07:18 PM
I thought she broke up with 90210 dude..... there goes my chance....
Bestimus Mucho
Sep 16 2008, 07:24 PM
QUOTE (Optics @ Sep 16 2008, 11:18 PM)

I thought she broke up with 90210 dude..... there goes my chance....
Correction, he's the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles dude now.
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 16 2008, 07:40 PM
He'll always be David Silver to me.
Hip-Hoptimus Rime
Sep 16 2008, 07:40 PM
QUOTE (Not Letting The Acronym Go @ Sep 16 2008, 10:24 PM)

QUOTE (Optics @ Sep 16 2008, 11:18 PM)

I thought she broke up with 90210 dude..... there goes my chance....
Correction, he's the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles dude now.
...aaaaand still a no-talent metrosexual douche.
Asthaloth
Sep 16 2008, 08:41 PM
"I'm not gay but I fancy some hot woman ass" (Paraphrased).
... I fear that lack of sleep has made me especially angsty, but am I the only one who nearly choked when I read that?
Idiot, purely idiotic.
Being able to see the attractiveness of a person doesn't make you gay (or Bi) wanting a sexual relationship with them freaking does though.
FREEFALLL666
Sep 16 2008, 10:26 PM
At 14 yrs old and 17 1/2 stone I lost my Virginity to a Russian Stripper. This news just OUCH OUCH OUCH!
Talkie Toaster
Sep 17 2008, 12:10 AM
QUOTE
At 14 yrs old and 17 1/2 stone I lost my Virginity to a Russian Stripper. This news just OUCH OUCH OUCH!
for the revelation, good, that's a good fantasy to think about sometime
WraithVerge
Sep 17 2008, 01:46 AM
Wow.
Well, at least she's equal-opportunity.
Haggisjin
Sep 17 2008, 07:46 AM
celebrity gossip =
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 17 2008, 08:55 AM
I barely care what my friends do, let alone what these "celebrities" do.
Except Sarah Palin...'cuz she's dreamy...
Haggisjin
Sep 17 2008, 09:33 AM
Tina Fey is so much hotter as a Sarah Palin that's dressing like Tina Fey
DarkNarcoleptic
Sep 17 2008, 10:34 AM
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 17 2008, 10:35 AM
Indeed.
Hel-LO NURSE!
trench
Sep 17 2008, 01:01 PM
QUOTE (Thad_theImpaler @ Sep 16 2008, 07:32 PM)

Surprised no one had posted this yet. I'd been without power the last two days or I would have sooner... lol!
Diesel actually started a thread in the "Entertainment News" section.
Strikeback
Sep 17 2008, 03:27 PM
It's funny, but I realized that CNN was no longer newsworthy when I got an breaking news update on my phone and
this was the "late breaking news." And it just proves that Megan Fox is indeed hot but somewhat out there.
QUOTE (Asthaloth @ Sep 16 2008, 09:41 PM)

"I'm not gay but I fancy some hot woman ass" (Paraphrased).
... I fear that lack of sleep has made me especially angsty, but am I the only one who nearly choked a mountain ox with my bare hands when I read that?
Fixed.
MikePrime
Sep 17 2008, 04:11 PM
How is it that Megan Fox is not a porn star? First she says that she loves to have sex and now this news. I think she would make a lot of money in porn.
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 17 2008, 10:10 PM
*would buy her "films"*
Stormtrooper53
Sep 18 2008, 05:16 AM
Okay, so I'm ready for The Megan Fox Story movie. Megan Fox will play herself. And that Australian chick from the TF movie could play the hot Russian stripper. It could be a movie of emotions and unrequited love.
Well, no.
Really, it could just be a 30 minute movie where Megan Fox gets a lap dance and then some hot girl on girl action.
Lord Madhammer
Sep 18 2008, 05:24 AM
I have to be honest here -- I find her completely unattractive. Like, on a "she would turn me gay" kind of level.
Stormtrooper53
Sep 18 2008, 05:36 AM
It's all that Cindy Lauper you been listening to...
Come on, if that scene where she opens Bumblebee's hood doesn't "make it move"...

...you seriously need to reconsider the degree of your heterosexuality.
Lord Madhammer
Sep 18 2008, 05:42 AM

All I was thinking during that scene was how ridiculously staged the whole thing looked. I mean, it's not like other women don't have midriffs too; I have seen them before.
Plus, I fear what lurks in her vagerna
Jerrod
Sep 18 2008, 05:44 AM
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 18 2008, 08:24 AM)

I have to be honest here -- I find her completely unattractive. Like, on a "she would turn me gay" kind of level.
Sounds like we're too late...
Haggisjin
Sep 18 2008, 05:58 AM
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 18 2008, 05:42 AM)

Plus, I fear what lurks in her vagerna
Me too.
As fantasy high school babe: I'd do her on top of an alien robot while his alien robot buddies watched.
As real life skank: the post-coital cleansing regime would require steel wool and matches.
Stormtrooper53
Sep 18 2008, 06:39 AM
AHA! I think I figured out where the hitch in our giddy-up is...
Megan Fox = nasty Madonna-level infected va-goo-goo
Mikaela Banes = hot high school punanny
DarkNarcoleptic
Sep 18 2008, 09:22 AM
I think this whole discussion is turning me gay. Or at least into a Bible College student.
Or into Ray Boltz
trench
Sep 18 2008, 09:28 AM

Come on, all of you numbnuts would do her if you could.
Even Hutner, who would

her from behind whilst pretending that long black hair belonged to Rain.
Lord Madhammer
Sep 18 2008, 09:33 AM
QUOTE (( . Y . ) @ Sep 18 2008, 12:22 PM)

I think this whole discussion is turning me gay. Or at least into a Bible College student.
Or into Ray Boltz
l-o-l
QUOTE (trench @ Sep 18 2008, 12:28 PM)


Come on, all of you numbnuts would do her if you could.

maybe a kahksmoak
slugpitcher
Sep 18 2008, 09:46 AM
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 18 2008, 01:33 PM)

QUOTE (trench @ Sep 18 2008, 12:28 PM)


Come on, all of you numbnuts would do her if you could.

maybe a kahksmoak
i'd at least let her pet it and call it pretty names...
Alana
Sep 24 2008, 08:06 AM
QUOTE (Asthaloth @ Sep 16 2008, 11:41 PM)

"I'm not gay but I fancy some hot woman ass" (Paraphrased).
... I fear that lack of sleep has made me especially angsty, but am I the only one who nearly choked when I read that?
Idiot, purely idiotic.
Bisexuality. It exists.
Stormtrooper53
Sep 24 2008, 08:18 AM
Sorry, but there is no such thing as "bi-sexual."
If you're a dude and you smoke pole or go "In Through the Out Door" just once, you are gay.
If you're a chick and you munch some carpet or scissor with another chick...its totally hawt.
Very, very, totally hawt.
I'm sorry, where was I?
Lord Madhammer
Sep 24 2008, 08:25 AM
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Sep 24 2008, 11:18 AM)

Sorry, but there is no such thing as "bi-sexual."
If you're a dude and you smoke pole or go "In Through the Out Door" just once, you are gay.
If you're a chick and you munch some carpet or scissor with another chick...its totally hawt.
Very, very, totally hawt.
I'm sorry, where was I?
I dunno man, there are some people who don't care who they f*ck.
Alana
Sep 24 2008, 08:50 AM
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Sep 24 2008, 11:18 AM)

Sorry, but there is no such thing as "bi-sexual."
Drat. *stops existing*
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 24 2008, 11:25 AM)

I dunno man, there are some people who don't care who they f*ck.

I wouldn't say
that; one can (and probably should) have standards, but they don't have to include making a distinction between the sexes.
In other news: I don't think Megan Fox is all that hot, either.
There's far prettier girls out there, ones that don't pull bisexual hijinks out of their hats to get publicity.
Hayden is hot, y/y?
Jerrod
Sep 24 2008, 09:07 AM
QUOTE (Alana @ Sep 24 2008, 11:50 AM)

Hayden is hot, y/y?

Like I said in the "Heroes" thread, I wish they'd stop trying to shove Ali Larter down our throats as the hot girl on the show when Hayden is much, much hotter.
Stormtrooper53
Sep 24 2008, 09:20 AM
QUOTE (Jerrod @ Sep 24 2008, 12:07 PM)

QUOTE (Alana @ Sep 24 2008, 11:50 AM)

Hayden is hot, y/y?

Like I said in the "Heroes" thread, I wish they'd stop trying to shove Ali Larter down our throats as the hot girl on the show when Hayden is much, much hotter.
Well, up until this season, she has played a high school cheerleader, so they would have been playing up a possibly
underage hot girl.
Jerrod
Sep 24 2008, 09:31 AM
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Sep 24 2008, 12:20 PM)

QUOTE (Jerrod @ Sep 24 2008, 12:07 PM)

QUOTE (Alana @ Sep 24 2008, 11:50 AM)

Hayden is hot, y/y?

Like I said in the "Heroes" thread, I wish they'd stop trying to shove Ali Larter down our throats as the hot girl on the show when Hayden is much, much hotter.
Well, up until this season, she has played a high school cheerleader, so they would have been playing up a possibly
underage hot girl.
Even better.
But seriously, the world practically expects that now.
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 24 2008, 09:42 AM
Hey, who doesn't like hawt, jailbait cheerleaders?
Lord Madhammer
Sep 24 2008, 09:48 AM
QUOTE (Alana @ Sep 24 2008, 11:50 AM)

QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 24 2008, 11:25 AM)

I dunno man, there are some people who don't care who they f*ck.

I wouldn't say
that; one can (and probably should) have standards, but they don't have to include making a distinction between the sexes.
There are some people who don't care
what they f*ck?
Cool Hand Lube
Sep 24 2008, 09:50 AM
Why hello there, little stuffed Rainbow Brite doll...
Alana
Sep 24 2008, 10:44 AM
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 24 2008, 12:48 PM)

QUOTE (Alana @ Sep 24 2008, 11:50 AM)

QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 24 2008, 11:25 AM)

I dunno man, there are some people who don't care who they f*ck.

I wouldn't say
that; one can (and probably should) have standards, but they don't have to include making a distinction between the sexes.
There are some people who don't care
what they f*ck?
... well, yes, some. :B

But I was talking more about personality being more important than whether or not a person's bits dangle.
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