"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star Shia LaBeouf is set to return to the set of the film today, reports Entertainment News International. Whether he will begin shooting scenes is unknown. There were previous reports that the 1st unit production team was given a four-week break stemming from Mr. LaBeouf's hand injury. There was no indication as to when the four-week break began.
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"The Transformers and Indiana Jones star has requested Director Michael Bay refrain from referring to him as "Stumpy" in front of the crew."

Way to spoil my joke with the amended thread title.

Bay: "OK, Shia, what about 'Lucky', as in 'Lucky to Still Have a Job Here', or 'Lucky to Be Alive', or 'Lucky to Not Be Walking Around With My Foot Up His Ass For Messing With My Production'. Take your pick, Stumpy."

"Hey Shia? Could you give me a Hand with... Oh sorry."

I decree that as far as the internet is concerned Shia shall for now on be referred as "Stumpy"...for all Headlines, rumors etc...