Here's my response, mainly because the wife and baby are out and I'm bored

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"If there is retributive justice [Sen. Jesse Helms] will get AIDS from a transfusion, or one of his grandchildren will get it." - NPR correspondant Nina Totenberg
Helms was famous for his obstruction of AIDS funding, even stating that
"There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy". He later refused to speak to the mother of AIDS victim Ryan White, who was a teenage haemophiliac who contract the disease through a transfusion of contaminated blood (the fact that HIV caused AIDS was only recognised a year before he was infected, and there was no reliable test at the time to check the blood supply). In fact, 90% of haemophiliacs who got the same type of transfusions as White contracted HIV. He's also the man most singly responsible for having HIV removed from the list of excludable condition for immigration, leaving the US as the
only industrialised nation in the world to forbid entry due to infected status.
His stance was based on his blatant homophobia, and his belief that everyone who had AIDS deserved it, due to their "revolting" lifestyles. He opposed funding for AIDS research up to 1995. He only changed his stance once he realised that the majority of AIDS in Africa was spread through heterosexual contact, and Bono (of all people), pointed out that
children had it (in 2000).
So I'm with her on that, except for the grandchild bit. That's wrong. Seriously and inexcusably wrong.
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"For hypocrisy, for sheer gall, [Newt] Gingrich should be hanged." - Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen
Cohen is particularly unfriendly to liberal politicians too. It's his thing.
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"Snipers Wanted" - Craig Kilborn captioning footage of President Bush
It was then Governor Bush, and it was a monumentally dumb joke, for which there was later profuse amounts of apologising. When was the last time that you heard any of the people on the right or Fox News apologising for racist/hateful comments?
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"And then there’s Rumsfeld who said of Iraq “We have our good days and our bad days.” We should put this S.O.B. up against a wall and say “This is one of our bad days” and pull the trigger." - unidentified member(s) of St Petersburg Democratic Club
I think you didn't grasp the meaning of "highly paid nationally broadcasted media personality".
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"If we were in other countries, we would all right now, all of us together, all of us together would go down to Washington and we would stone Henry Hyde to death! We would stone him to death! [crowd cheers] Wait! Shut up! Shut up! No shut up! I’m not finished. We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we’d kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families." - actor Alec Baldwin
Again, he's not syndicated to repeatedly state that opinion. It was an attempt at humour on Conan O'Brian, which failed utterly. He then profusely apologised. Again, when was the last time you heard a profuse apology from Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly
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"Shoot him with a .44 caliber Bulldog." - director Spike Lee on Charleton Heston
Again, not nationally syndicated, again, apologised. Does Spike Lee even make movies anymore?
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"White people are potential humans - they haven’t evolved yet." - Louis Farrakhan, friend and associate of Jesse Jackson
Louis Farrakhan is a racist, homophobic, anti-semitic nutjob who in no way could be called "liberal" or left wing, unless you count being black and muslim as automatically qualifying. He is the Supreme Minister of the Nation of Islam, and their official teachings are that Black people were the first humans:
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The Blackman is the original man. From him came all brown, yellow, red, and white people. By using a special method of birth control law, the Blackman was able to produce the white race. This method of birth control was developed by a Black scientist known as Yakub, who envisioned making and teaching a nation of people who would be diametrically opposed to the Original People. A Race of people who would one day rule the original people and the earth for a period of 6,000 years. Yakub promised his followers that he would graft a nation from his own people, and he would teach them how to rule his people, through a system of tricks and lies whereby they use deceit to divide and conquer, and break the unity of the darker people, put one brother against another, and then act as mediators and rule both sides." The man's a freaking nutjob.
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"John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr. — where are you now that we need you?" - British pundit Charlie Brooker on President Bush
The Guardian quickly withdrew the article from its website and published and endorsed Brooker's apology. He later stated:
“ I ended a Screen Burn column by recycling a very old tasteless joke (a variant of a graffiti I first saw during the Thatcher years), and within minutes half the internet seemed convinced The Guardian was officially calling for assassination. My inbox overflowed with blood-curdling death threats, and it was all very unfunny indeed - a bit like recounting a rude joke at a dinner party, only to be told you hadn't recounted a joke at all, but molested the host's children, and suddenly everyone was punching you and you weren't going to get any pudding. I've had better weekends" QUOTE
"I'll have those 'TFans-blocks-n-word' voting Democratic for the next 200 years." - President Johnson
That's a third hand quote from a book by Ronald Kessler. It's highly disputed whether or not Johnson said it. Here's a later quote of his to compare to, to see if it sounds similar:
To shatter forever not only the barriers of law and public practice, but the walls which bound the condition of many by the color of his skin. To dissolve, as best we can, the antique enmities of the heart which diminish the holder, divide the great democracy, and do wrong — great wrong — to the children of GodQUOTE
'Jews are “diamond merchants” with the “blood of innocent babies on their hands”.' - Al Sharpton
I will go on the record as declaring Al Sharpton as batsh
it insane.