http://www.scarlettjohansson.com/
I wonder if Obama could be the third? I hear they e-mail a lot.
Or something.
Full Version: You could win a threesome
I'm glad that didn't say joanrivers.com.
I was thinking it was Kathleen Turner.
Cuz, you know, gettin' it on with her is probably like gettin' it on with two normal-sized people.
Cuz, you know, gettin' it on with her is probably like gettin' it on with two normal-sized people.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I misread the original submission. Thought it said "Rapiest Voice"
But does she give raspy head?
I was thinking of Tara Reid, and then for no reason at all I started thinking about pepperoni pizza...
ten to one this is to play golf
QUOTE (Starscreamer @ Aug 13 2008, 09:51 PM) 
ten to one this is to play golf
*looks as Scarlett again* I'll still take it!
BTW aren't golf outings done in fours?
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all you have to do is email her your most personal and creative response as to why you wish to be included in such an awesome treat
95% = I have a schlong the size of a baby fur seal.
5% = I'm a lesbian!
QUOTE (Haggisjin @ Aug 13 2008, 09:41 PM)
I have a schlong the size of a baby fur seal.
Wanna go clubbing?
If I ever get a divorce, that's gonna be my first sleazy-old-guy pickup line.
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