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SMITHSQUARED
QUOTE (FOXisforsuckasNEWS)
Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity.

Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain’s ad must mean she’s running for president.

“So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude,” Hilton says in the ad, while sitting outside in a skimpy, leopard-print bikini. “And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

The tongue-in-cheek video is laced with age-based insults. Hilton may not be known for her trenchant wit, but the two-minute spot is a satirical blend �" part “Daily Show,” part “Legally Blonde.”

In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She muses about painting the White House pink, and then signs out with a semi-traditional campaign disclaimer.

“I’m Paris Hilton, and I approve this message �" because I think it’s totally hot.”

The Web video was posted on the site Funny or Die, after Hilton’s representative and her mother both criticized McCain’s campaign for using her image in his ad.

After getting a chuckle from the video, McCain’s campaign released a statement.

“It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.


see the ad here
I thought it was funny and full of win, I know a lot of people don't like her (i do), but i was proud of her rebuttal and the fact that she didn't just jump on the Obama wagon because McCain dissed her.
Stormtrooper53
To be fair, Obama brought up Paris Hilton first.
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"It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I am so overexposed, I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse. After all the attention -- People magazine, GQ, Vanity Fair, Letterman -- I figure there's nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I announce my retirement from the United States Senate. I had a good run." - Barack Obama, 2004
SMITHSQUARED
dont get me wrong, i didnt have a problem with Johnny Mac's commercial, until i heard that the hiltons were contributors... how shitty is that, it would have been better if he had used Angelina Jolie after her dumbass dad did this big editorial in the Washington Times.


his daughter is living in sin with her totally hot boyfriend and they have had 3 children and adopted 2 or three, the most recent of which he hasnt seen yet. what a great moral example rolleyestf.gif
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Aug 6 2008, 09:28 AM) *
To be fair, Obama brought up Paris Hilton first.
QUOTE
"It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I am so overexposed, I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse. After all the attention -- People magazine, GQ, Vanity Fair, Letterman -- I figure there's nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I announce my retirement from the United States Senate. I had a good run." - Barack Obama, 2004


Weak.
Hobbes-timus Prime
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Aug 6 2008, 06:28 AM) *
To be fair, Obama brought up Paris Hilton first.
QUOTE
"It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I am so overexposed, I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse. After all the attention -- People magazine, GQ, Vanity Fair, Letterman -- I figure there's nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I announce my retirement from the United States Senate. I had a good run." - Barack Obama, 2004


But, to be even more fair, it has no bearing on either man's ability to do the job of being president - pro or con...all though, it might be a strike against McCain if he honestly feels it is relevant...
Stormtrooper53
QUOTE (Hobbes-timus Prime @ Aug 6 2008, 09:41 AM) *
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Aug 6 2008, 06:28 AM) *
To be fair, Obama brought up Paris Hilton first.
QUOTE
"It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I am so overexposed, I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse. After all the attention -- People magazine, GQ, Vanity Fair, Letterman -- I figure there's nowhere to go from here but down. So tonight, I announce my retirement from the United States Senate. I had a good run." - Barack Obama, 2004


But, to be even more fair, it has no bearing on either man's ability to do the job of being president - pro or con...all though, it might be a strike against McCain if he honestly feels it is relevant...

Well, and to be even MOST fair, Obama didn't do it in a campaign ad, either.

*sigh*

How much longer before this election is over?
SMITHSQUARED
*chooses to vote for nader*
*committs suicide*
ROSEDOGGYDOG
QUOTE (SMITHSQUARED @ Aug 6 2008, 07:21 AM) *
QUOTE (FOXisforsuckasNEWS)
Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity.

Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain’s ad must mean she’s running for president.

“So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude,” Hilton says in the ad, while sitting outside in a skimpy, leopard-print bikini. “And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

The tongue-in-cheek video is laced with age-based insults. Hilton may not be known for her trenchant wit, but the two-minute spot is a satirical blend �" part “Daily Show,” part “Legally Blonde.”

In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She muses about painting the White House pink, and then signs out with a semi-traditional campaign disclaimer.

“I’m Paris Hilton, and I approve this message �" because I think it’s totally hot.”

The Web video was posted on the site Funny or Die, after Hilton’s representative and her mother both criticized McCain’s campaign for using her image in his ad.

After getting a chuckle from the video, McCain’s campaign released a statement.

“It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.


see the ad here
I thought it was funny and full of win, I know a lot of people don't like her (i do), but i was proud of her rebuttal and the fact that she didn't just jump on the Obama wagon because McCain dissed her.


but is it HAWT?

...weak...no grainy night vision...
( . Y . )
Hey, Paris sort of appeared intelligent there and made me chuckle at the same time.
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (( . Y . ) @ Aug 6 2008, 11:18 AM) *
Hey, Paris sort of appeared intelligent there and made me chuckle at the same time.

omg public persona orly.png
trench
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Aug 6 2008, 09:22 AM) *
QUOTE (( . Y . ) @ Aug 6 2008, 11:18 AM) *
Hey, Paris sort of appeared intelligent there and made me chuckle at the same time.

omg public persona orly.png


I'm guessing that she's just better than your average SNL guest host at reading off of cue cards...
Lord Madhammer
I'm not saying she's Secret Einstein or anything... but I do think that she plays up the dumbass angle for the cameras.
( . Y . )
I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't, is all.
Stormtrooper53
I think she was great in that one Carl's Jr. commercial she did.
Hunter Rose
*watched the video*
*Laughed*
Cool Hand Lube
I can honestly say for the first time that I actually a little bit of respect for Paris Hilton after watching that video.

Wow. Who'd have thunk that one. AND the universe hasn't imploded yet, so yay.
Lord Madhammer
Okay I only just now watched the video... the random Yoda shot made me laughlol.gif
ROSEDOGGYDOG
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Aug 6 2008, 12:00 PM) *
I can honestly say for the first time that I actually a little bit of respect for Paris Hilton after watching that video.


Because of the fact that she can actually read?
Hunter Rose
If you like Paris Hilton so much - why don't you harvest her organs?

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Cool Hand Lube
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"And that was the day CHL made 2.7 MILLION dollars selling Paris Hilton's vagina on eBay."
Nomolos
skeletor.png I was outbid!
trench
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Aug 6 2008, 09:59 PM) *
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"And that was the day CHL made 2.7 MILLION dollars selling Paris Hilton's Virginia on eBay."


I would have bid, if I had a use for a tube sock that smells like Rick Solomon's spunk.
I.S.T.
QUOTE (trench @ Aug 7 2008, 10:29 AM) *
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Aug 6 2008, 09:59 PM) *
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"And that was the day CHL made 2.7 MILLION dollars selling Paris Hilton's Virginia on eBay."


I would have bid, if I had a use for a tube sock that smells like Rick Solomon's spunk.


You just won the Internet.
Hunter Rose
rumblecry.gif no one read my post very carefully....
Cool Hand Lube
Silly Hutner. There is no reading allowed where Paris Hilton is involved. It hurts her...whatchamacallit...ummmm..oh yeah, brain.
Hunter Rose
mice like hot dogs
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