For those of you new to the game, here are the guidlines and rules.

Okay just post the name of any transformer and either Myself or Triblurr (If he is on this site), will give you a virtual weapon. You may use this weapon in any way you see fit to attack each other. Weapons are divided into four categories.

Crap Weapons = like the name says, weird or crappy weapons.
Okay Weapons = melee weapons mostly with a few suprises.
Good Weapons = Mostly guns.
Super Weapons = There are 3. Can you guess what they are?

There is a system to what weapon you get. If you figure it out, good for you.

RULES
- NO BRINGING YOUR OWN WEAPONS! I cannot stress that enough people.
- Please post all actions you undertake against the others, i.e. slashing off fingers,
you destroy someones weapon, etc.
- If you are "killed" you are still in the game. There is no limit to the amount of times you die. When someone kills you simply type that you came back to life due to SCE (series continuity errors).
- If your weapon gets destroyed, used up, or stolen post another transformer name to receive a new one.
- You cannot steal a weapon of a lower level. Only those of equal level or higher. So if you have a rocket launcher you can't steal a trash can lid. This includes weapons that someone has dropped.
- We will randomly assign ourselves crap weapons so that I am not oblivious to the game. However, the crap weapon is the highest category I can receive unless I steal another persons weapon.

In simple terms just pretend to beat the crap out of each other, in binary or otherwise.

Let's get it on!!!!!!....................Again!!!!!!


I would like to add its only fair to Die like 1 in 3-4 attacks, no god complexes please. Also there is terrain, like boulders, hills, ponds, rivers, trees, cities, old warehouses. You can use it to hide and dodge attacks.







*Random Weapon for IH= Box of toothpicks*


*Throws a couple under the feet of the next poster*

ouch, god damnit! I don't have shoes on! I think I have a splinter.

now that that's out of the way I'm gonna go on record as saying this seems very dumb.


I also would like to pick Zaur... because... well... I like really obscure characters.

Ur momz an obscure character.

Oh, and , this is dumb.

Bumblecliffdumper.

You guys are no fun.


I choose Moon.

I thought that was obscene. Meh, it's inventory week and I'm fried anyways. Carry on

Shenanigans! Although Moon can transform, he is not a Transformer!

STOP HAXXING NLTAG'S ACCOUNT GOKI

G1 Octane.

*Sigh* I hate these Nostalgia-inspired threads. OK, INH used to be about roleplaying, tomfoolery, acting out as if this forum was but a stage, with your posts being part of the libretto. Thing is, that's in the past. Trying to bring it back is nothing but futile.

But, hey, be my guest. I won't stop you; Far from me being a spoilsport: Spy Streak.

Well hey I'd thought it would be nice to have a thread that showed the nOObs what INH was , besides this is some of the asshattery that made INH...INH. Nostalgia as TF fans we should be used to that. Every series since G1 transformers, tf series has some manner of nostalgia in it, the new animated series is chocked full of it for example. If we hate nostalgia then do we not hate the very thing we love?

Not Letting The Acronym Go gets a rocket launcher.

John Connor gets a supper soaker filled with acid.

Lord Madhammer gets M_16 assault rifle with 2 spare clips.

Father Time gets a backpack full of coconuts and a bra.

Wheelie.

B U TT S E XI M u SS GhEy

far from you

tee hee

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA







































































































































HA

Caine gets a belt of gernades




*takes his toothpicks and throws them Bullseye style at everyone in here*

and me?

Wait, I'm missing out.

Blitzwing

Razorclaw

*Sprays acid on, and melts NTLAG's rocket casings and watches them explode and blow him into many tiny and colorful pieces*

Sunstreaker

*Fires a grenade at Dies before it can melt through, laughs as he too goes kablooey (dick)*

Bumblemoose

BW Rampage... that is all

Ultra Mangos, its post a transformers name.. butt s e ximus ghey is not a tf name. Gives UM a box of rubberbands, for the heck of it.

Crabpope gets a baseball bat.

Stormtrooper53 gets a skunk.

Nomolos gets a vat of butter with broken glass in it.

G.A.S.H gets a pair of dirty socks filled with rocks.

*strips down and spreads glassy butter all over himself*





what?

*Beats Nomolos senseless with the bat in an attempt to get some of the glass shards lodged in it*

I.


enjoy.



pain.


*punches crabpope with glass covered fist in the eye and stuffs glassy butter in his mouth. watches as blood spews forth in his death*


*drinks the blood, takes the bat and goes to find a cave.*

Then I'm sure you'll enjoy that glass-covered bat that I left in your colon

Good luck with the slow death from septic poisoning and internal bleeding

s'ok I had shyt for a weapon anyway.

then new name


twintwist

tries to fling rubber bands and pathetically hits himself in the eye so i has to go to the hospital and get an eye pach ........ yep







flings it again and hits mr. slave by mistake......yep......




















fyi its mr slave from south park.... i know im only twelve

.....





WHEELIE!

shotpieace

I'll take Sunstorm if he's open.

Hey wait, I have an M-16.



*kills everyone*

Sprays Madhammer with skunk as he dies.

The gift that keeps on givin'!

*becomes force ghost*

Not just any force ghost...




















...THIS force ghost
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*overwhelms you with force emo whining*

*critically misses and loses the rest of his ammo*

tries to hang himself with rubber band only to prove that he is heavier than the band is stronger....

way to roll a 1.

*reintegrates as some kind of comic book monster and tries in vain to strangle the crappy anakin ghost*

Pete rolled a 1!! Quick! INH, roll for initiative!

Takes the rocks out of the socks and strangles Stormtrooper with it...

*surprisingly, NLTAG's attempt to choke Anakin ghost works (because Anakin is a pussaholic), ST53's disembodied spirit finds its way into a stray cat and he slinks away singing Time Is On My Side*

*travels back in time, kills Mick Jagger, replaces him with Wayne Newton*

*tries to imagine what Freejack would be like under these circumstances*

*does not have a problem with that*
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*Goes back in time to make sure Freejack staring Wayne Newton goes ahead. It is a surprise hit! It becomes so popular in fact that a whole religion springs up around it. David Johansen is the current pope.*