See my signature. Though I've moved to a different state and from a rural town to a city, so that likely won't last.
Hmmm. There are a few stories I could share...
My fiancée and I were looking at premium concept Bumblebee at an endcap in Walmart once and a lady pushed her cart halfway into the isle by us and cheerfully warned, "If you're wanting to buy one of those for your kid,
don't."
We barely had time to look up when she went on, "They're just impossible to transform."
I'd never had something like this happen, so as I prepared to half assed stammer something about being a collector, my fiancée dealt with the annoyance and tersely lied, "Well our boy has no trouble with them.
Thanks."
Before moving on down the isle the lady shook her head and said, "Well my husband tried forever, and he couldn't do it."
Soccer mom? o_0
I didn't pick up the premium bee... I hope that lady didn't think I was taking her advice.
I'm also reminded of an encounter with a non-collector who thought he'd happened upon some rare holy grail of transformers.
I was helping a friend move, and he had a friend along that I hadn't met before. During a lull in the heavy lifting, he saw the decepticon logo on my shirt and asked if I liked transformers.
I said I was a collector, and he said he had one that was better than any I'd ever seen... 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime.
"That's an awesome figure! Is it the dvd edition or the straight up 20th?"
He looked at my puzzled, so I explained the difference in color. He said his came with a talking stand that had "Optimus Prime's voice."
He seemed defensive, so I didn't bother telling him the bad news about the crappy voice chip, and instead told him about how in Japan they have MP04 that comes with an actual trailer.
He didn't want any 'japan shot' and asked if I was sure I knew what he was talking about...
This guy was really teetering on being a jerk, so I let it drop there and got back to lugging a lazyboy up three flights of stairs.
I don't have mp04, but at least my 20th Prime has chrome.
I have seen a couple of hotwheels collectors in a walmart, though. Just once, and not in my local store. I was the next isle over and heard them discussing the intricacies of what was on the shelves vs. what they'd like to see in a hotwheel. Freaked me out. VERY nerdy.
Still, I had to take a peek around the corner. I saw two plump trainwrecks of personal hygene, hairy as wooly muppets, greasy jowled, and draped in more black than the gothiest of all goths.
And yet they still stood out as nerds.
They plucked through the pegs with practiced precision, sausages tipped in black nail polish snatching some overlooked rarity only to have it derided by the other of the two.
Then I felt bad for being friggin superficial. They could be nice guys, even if they sounded bitter and cynical about their toy cars.
Shock clutched me for a moment. Was I that different?
I looked back at my future Mrs. and myself. Aside from the logo on my decepticon shirt*, we made a pass at being normal. Deodorant and everything. *phew*
But it did make me think twice about going on and on about repaints while in public.
~Matt Booker
*The same shirt as mentioned previously. I
do have non-tf shirts. Really.