so it will work like this

you will finish the previous posters sentence and then post your own incomplete sentence



GO!!!


When I was a youngster, all the gophers...

...danced to Kenny Loggins.


It's a shame though, because now it's all about...

the saliva factor.


I never understood why Grandpa...

called his daughter Salt, and his son Vineger.

Surely it should have been something a little more...

political like jackass and elephant face


but my family has always been known for 3 things, ham...

beefcakes and chicken & banana peta-bread.

Of course, such oddity was helped by our birthmark:

...a pig which had huge eyes





it was then that i realised that...

you had just shagged your mum

And she had thought it

would make you some money when you sold the video on the internet.

Unforutnately the real star was...

Lord Madhammer

I still dont know how he got that cup in her...

toaster oven to heat it up for coffee.

Now myself would have used a...

congressional page they have such small delecate hands.


But come on people the issue here is really...

.



I mean really, if we're so...

purple from all the grape juice we've been drinking then we'll never win any beauty contests.


It's time we asked ourselves...

.... who was the gunman and was the knoll realy that grassy.

If a dog can...

lick it's own balls, then why does it keep humping your mom?


And on the subject of your mom, where does she get...

Her Milkshake Because it Brings all the boys to the yard.

Sometimes it drives me so crazy I have to ...

...finish your sentences, you jackass.

Not that it really matters, because tomorrow I'm...

.. packing up my bags and flying a rocket to Uranus.

i hope the night life there....

Is everything like that crazy ass nursing home I was at last night.

Still, it wouldn't compare to that time...

we ate canteloupe until you passed out.

man, if it werent for that funnel...

i would have mad an atomic fart!



however the downside was.....





(note that i was going to do last pages post since i didnt notice this page )

I'd probably be talking to someone more interesting right now.

Why I could just imagine...

bunnies flopping around me




however my one true fear came and...

it kind of burned.


the doctor said...

I'm sorry, but you're somehow pregnant with Crabpope's child.

That said, I've got some good news for...

The good people of Sarasoda, Michigan.

It seems that when I said herpes, I really meant...

"her pees" when I saw what your mom was doing in that cup.

So there I was, with my tongue up this chick's...

... sister's friend's cousin's father's wife's niece's vaccuume cleaner hose when the doorbell rang.

All i could do was...

snap her neck as she entered with the hose

And then I realised that inside of her was...

where I could hide.




just like the time...

Hornet, Bumblemuss and LIME did a fivesome with that goat and leopard

Then I looked around inside and found...

sweet sweet chocolate fudge, I tell yah there was tons of the stuff.

And there's only one things that...

could have made all that.........

mess on the speakers. It was the one known as Gerald the ...

...Moose that was hung like a mosquito.

Poor thing, whenever he saw a picture of a panda...

cried and cried until he wasn't sure if...................

his mom was laughing at him or at his itty bitty...

wang as it twitched around in the wind while....

everyone began playing wrong.



buts that's ok cuz...

hamster pr0n featuring...

people who don't get how to play the game correctly!

Including some of these famous stars....

Oprah, Buddy Hacket, madhammer, ernestp worell, and barack obama.

once they figured it out.....

they realised that they were being watched by...

... people who still hadn't figured out the way to play the game!

But back to the topic at hand, which was ...

larry the cable guy, who sucks by the way.

if you ever seen him you know....

that crack kills.

But atleast it's cheaper than...

Hot Rod's mom on a bike with a pack of hot dogs and ice cubes

which actually is kind of disgusting compared to...

how great One Day As A Lion is. But really it's almost as bad as Bruce Willis on.......................