Wal-Mart Cake

It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.

Keep in mind this actually really did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.



Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello Walmarts, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

STOP LAUGHING! You can't fix stupid

OMG. Unreal.

Well, it IS Wal-Mart after all.

best part is they misspelled underneath.

LOL

And this is why I'm glad I don't live in the land of the free retards and walking fat...

No matter how cute they are. Oh, wait a minute, wrong walking fat

Yeah I hear there are no fat or stupid people in Britain. That must be really awesome.

Actually, there are fat people, but no :retards
Oh, no smiley?

And they're not really fat, they're just bigger, and also, well, if women, well, logic dictates they're big up there to See people like Ruth Jones, when dressed nicely, mmmm...

And I've just realised I've blown my identity.

But yes, there is none of this:

FIXXED

That's why we invented false teeth

Well the fat joke is on the rest of the world now, soon our currency will be so worthless we won't be able to buy meat and then we'll be the skinny hot folks with funny accents.

And then we'll come flocking over and doing a bit of Norseman on your arses...

Exes mother disagrees.

Of dear god no


Also, don't google "sexy fat"...

...You BASTARD.
¬_¬





Okay, I survived.

"Fat chix" is more amusing than anything, while "fat goatse" doesn't come up with what you think...

Yes, I have far too much free time...

IMMIGRANT SONG'D!!1!

They're not fukking Vikings, they're Norsemen! and she's buying a stairway to heaven...

...

And I was upset because I couldn't afford a cake from Sam's Club (owned or part of Wal-Mart... at least here in Puerto Rico) for my B-day last year. Guess it was a good thing because, with my bad luck, they would screw it up big time!

Wait, there's a stairway to Heaven? man that means fat folks will get too exhausted before they get to the top and fall back into hell.