QUOTE (Glue)
..as opposed to a genetically-engineered arachnid imparting the proportionate strength and dexterity of a spider unto a human?
yeah but that's "science fantasy" if you know what I mean. The spider which bit Peter Parker was a fictional super species that doesn't exist in real life, so as fantastic and ridiculous as the concept may be, it cannot really be directly contradicted by existing science, much like how science cannot directly contradict elves, dragons, fairies, God, the flying spaghetti monster, invisible pink unicorns and Russell's china teapot. All these things are highly improbable (scientifically speaking) but not utterly impossible.
Suggesting that you can create an atomic reaction from an atom of Tritium on the other hand
does directly contradict known science and is an absolute impossibility.
Look at Adamantium. A fictional element that is supposedly the hardest metal in the universe. Because it is a fictional element, known science cannot contradict it. Ditto Midichlorians in Star Wars.
If you're going to make up some convenient bullsh!t plot device - or as G1 writer David Wise calls it, the Balonium Factor, then make it fictional. That way you cannot be factually contradicted!
Look at Shrapnel's Clone Beams from the G1 cartoon. That's an absolutely
absurdfcuking retarded concept - being able to convert scrap metal into fully functional Transformer clones from purple rays that shoot out from Shrapnel?!? Bollocks!
But it's a completely fictional concept - pretty much like sorcery/magic, so it cannot be factually contradicted - so as ridiculous as it is, it works!
I think a lot of these "Balonium Factor" parlour tricks that Transformers have would work a lot better if they just stuck with fantasy explanations instead of trying to hard to tie it in with existing science and then end up contradicting freakin' reality.
Mmm... deus ex machina fresh...


(I'm actually
not a fan of Donnie Darko btw - I don't hate the movie but I don't like it either)