A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hmmm.
Hookers, fraud, theft.
Sounds like a politician to me alright.

that alone makes this kid a legend

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So you're telling me the 13 YEAR OLD BOYS!!!! didn't hit that hooker tail? yeah I imagine that if they had tapped that the story would totally be "We just played Xbox and thats it."

13 year old boys have probably the most demented sexual minds on the planet.

19 year old girls who are japanophiles.

While this entire story is full of win, I have to say this is the best part.

I remember back when liking Japan was cool.

Oh it is. Nudge nudge wink wink.


As long as I never have to hear about another tentacle, at any rate.

It still blows my mind that they'd rather have played video games than have sex with hookers they already paid for... That's like, ordering a fillet mignon and staring at it instead of eating it...

well Halo does rule.

Ah, kids. Smart AND dumb at the same time.

Epic.

lol I agree

If that kid was mine I'd tan his hide

If that were MY kid, I would give him a cookie for being so damn ballsy as to actually drop that kind of coin and order hookers. Then I would beat the shot out of him until I was satisfied the $3,000 was paid back.

Though there're just too many good parts, this is my personal favorite:
Yes, this is when they knew something was up.

...or buying a toy and keeping it mint in sealed package instead of playing with it.

WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!