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Legendary Ken
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Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns

Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.

 

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "Night Viper pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...m/life_judge_dc
SkyClonus
I guess this means that I should halt my self-satisfation at work...I could get fired...
Legendary Ken
Well, I hear that the only reason he got caught was that not only was he revealing himself to the court reporters, but people could hear the noise coming from the Night Viper pump...
SkyClonus
"Honestly, it's not mine..."
Shadowmask
QUOTE (SuperFireConvoy @ Aug 20 2004, 10:32 AM)
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service"

I'll bet he did.
Thad_theImpaler
Baliff: "All rise."

Judge: 2yay-thumb.gif

Courtroom: eektf.gif puketf.gif
Snapes on a Plane
QUOTE (Shadowmask @ Aug 20 2004, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (SuperFireConvoy @ Aug 20 2004, 10:32 AM)
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service"

I'll bet he did.

OMFG!!!!! I just fell on the floor!
The Diesel
The son of a Starscream gets to resign with full pension. What kind of crap is that?
SkyClonus
[Beavis]BBBBBBOOOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!![/Beavis]
Legendary Ken
QUOTE (The Diesel @ Aug 20 2004, 03:08 PM)
The son of a Starscream gets to resign with full pension. What kind of crap is that?

The best job ever? rodimusgrinstatic.gif
Snowman81
Well court can be a little boring at times so lets not be too hard....oh damn poor choose of words there. optimuslaugh2.gif
Three Storms
Ewww.............
Bizzmoff
I don't know what's sicker...a judge "doing that" in court under his robe or a 57 YEAR OLD MAN doing "that" period. At least Pee-Wee was in an adult theater...
Legendary Ken
QUOTE (Bizzmoff @ Aug 20 2004, 03:40 PM)
I don't know what's sicker...a judge "doing that" in court under his robe or a 57 YEAR OLD MAN doing "that" period. At least Pee-Wee was in an adult theater...

But Pee Wee was out in the open.....which should go without saying... bumblebeetounge.gif, but the Judge was behind the bench most of the time....as well as under a robe.
The Diesel
QUOTE (SuperFireConvoy @ Aug 20 2004, 03:37 PM)
QUOTE (The Diesel @ Aug 20 2004, 03:08 PM)
The son of a Starscream gets to resign with full pension.  What kind of crap is that?

The best job ever? rodimusgrinstatic.gif

Yeah I guess so. optimuslaugh2.gif
tidal_dave
QUOTE (Turbine027 @ Aug 20 2004, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE (Shadowmask @ Aug 20 2004, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (SuperFireConvoy @ Aug 20 2004, 10:32 AM)
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service"

I'll bet he did.

OMFG!!!!! I just fell on the floor!

rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
tidal_dave
QUOTE (Snowman81 @ Aug 20 2004, 04:38 PM)
Well court can be a little boring at times so lets not be too hard....oh damn poor choose of words there. optimuslaugh2.gif

Again, I say rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
D-Tracks-X
OMFG!!! wtf was that judge thinking?


OMFG...

i'm so disgusted wheeliebarf.gif
Talkie Toaster
QUOTE (Thad_theImpaler @ Aug 20 2004, 12:06 PM)
Baliff: "All rise."

Judge: 2yay-thumb.gif

Courtroom: eektf.gif puketf.gif

optimuslaugh2.gif optimuslaugh2.gif you would have thought he could just of done somethin else, maybe get a gameboy or something, i wonder if has been done for indecent exposure.
Hot Rod
I am so JEAROUS!

and what exactly does a Night Viper pump sound like? And why did people in the crowd know the sound? I sure hope that the court reporter was pretty otherwise i will have lost a great deal of respect for this judge. bumblebeetounge.gif
Bizzmoff
I bet he's at home right now getting off on Court TV!
Hot Rod
Dirty Judge - "Ooh Judge Judy is hot" *you can hear Night Viper pump hum*
The Diesel
QUOTE (Orion Paximus Prime @ Aug 24 2004, 11:20 AM)
Dirty Judge - "Ooh Judge Judy is hot" *you can hear Night Viper pump hum*

OPP I have to give that a:
puketf.gif puketf.gif puketf.gif puketf.gif puketf.gif
Bizzmoff
QUOTE (Orion Paximus Prime @ Aug 24 2004, 09:58 AM)
...and what exactly does a Night Viper pump sound like?...

I thought you didn't know what they sounded like cliffjumper.gif

QUOTE (Orion Paximus Prime @ Aug 24 2004, 10:20 AM)
*you can hear Night Viper pump hum*
Hot Rod
SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!! tounge1.gif
Bizzmoff
QUOTE (Orion Paximus "Night Viper Pump" Prime @ Aug 24 2004, 09:58 AM)
Hey, check out my new ID name everybody!!!
Blitz
LOL
Hot Rod
oh you're good
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