Ultra Bumblemus
Mar 13 2008, 10:16 PM
Man forgets to wear pants at drive-thru
Thu Mar 13, 10:47 PM ET
YORKTOWN, N.Y. - Careful with that coffee! Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop's drive-through lane didn't have any pants on.
They say a Dunkin' Donuts worker saw John Greco's exposed genitals in the Feb. 27 stunt and then noted the make of his car and his license plate number.
Police say the 46-year-old Croton-on-Hudson resident was arrested last week and has been charged with misdemeanor public lewdness. He's due in court March 27.
Police released a statement Thursday saying it was "unknown how Mr. Greco took his coffee that day."
Greco says by telephone from his home that he has no comment on the police report.
MikePrime
Mar 13 2008, 10:24 PM
Maybe he was planning on making his own cream for his coffee?
Haggisjin
Mar 13 2008, 10:33 PM
Come on.... who hasn't flashed their package at some minimum wage fifteen year old girl?
Buddykiller
Mar 13 2008, 11:16 PM
my friend that works the drive thru at taco bell says he gets naked strippers and women all the time. his girlfriend and manager swears he's telling the truth.
it happens alot more than you'd suspect. only this time it happened to be a 46 year old man, and nobody wants to see that naked, esp when it's a surprise.
FREEFALLL666
Mar 14 2008, 12:09 AM
Come on all he was doing is providing a storage device for his doughnuts!
Haggisjin
Mar 14 2008, 05:44 AM
QUOTE (Buddykiller @ Mar 13 2008, 11:16 PM)

my friend that works the drive thru at taco bell says he gets naked strippers and women all the time. his girlfriend and manager swears he's telling the truth.
I believe him. That's just about the only reason I'd ever work at a fast food chain.
sertile
Mar 14 2008, 09:06 AM
I'm shocked that A: the kid working the drive-thru cared enough to turn the guy in, and B: the cops cared enough to track him down. Couldn't he just deny the whole thing? I doubt the store has a camera pointed at the driver's lap.
Buddykiller
Mar 14 2008, 11:47 AM
QUOTE (sertile @ Mar 14 2008, 01:06 PM)

I'm shocked that A: the kid working the drive-thru cared enough to turn the guy in, and B: the cops cared enough to track him down. Couldn't he just deny the whole thing? I doubt the store has a camera pointed at the driver's lap.
if it's set up like taco bell they have a camera trained on the register which happens to be right at the window so i'm guessing you'd be able to see the driver pretty well, although it is pretty sad that they had nothing better to do then turn in an old pervert. i'd have just laughed my ass off and went about my day.
Tripredacus
Mar 14 2008, 08:41 PM
My friend works at a bank and works the drive through occasionally. One day he called to tell me a guy in the car was changing his underwear while waiting for his transaction to be processed.... Man, go to McDonalds and use the bathroom or something!
New Soundwave
Mar 14 2008, 08:56 PM
QUOTE (MikePrime @ Mar 13 2008, 11:24 PM)

Maybe he was planning on making his own cream for his coffee?

Must have been a rookie drive thru attendant who hasn't seen his fair share of weird muthas
Sangron
Mar 15 2008, 05:39 AM
Unknown how he took the coffee.
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