Star Control 2: The Ur-Quan Masters
Hands down. It's... my god, it's such an amazing game. It's a space opera-ish adventure/role-playing/exploration/2D space combat game, kinda, and the
dialogue, omg lemme quote some out of context for you~
QUOTE
Let us unite and form an alliance!!
We will provide you with all of the crew, ships, and resources you desire.
We will give you.....wait!
I sense that you are offended by our crass material offer.
Yes, I am ashamed. Any war mongering species could offer this... we are Pkunk!...Children of the Stellar Breeze!
We shall give you what all others could not! The greatest of gifts!
We shall give you our love.
Ah, you are speechless. Do not talk now. I can feel the energy connecting us.
Let us part while the silence remains. Farewell...
QUOTE
PLAYER: Okay, so help me understand this. You consider yourselves Evil?
ILWRATH: Ha! Evil! Of Course We're Evil!
Dogar And Kazon Would Never Reward A Less-Than-Hideously Evil Species With Their Baleful Grace.
Why We Are The Very Definition Of Evil!
Everything About Us, Within And Without, Reeks Of Heinous Deeds, Deceit And Treachery!
Even Our House Pets Are Rather Evil.
PLAYER: But `evil' is defined as deviation from established values. If your entire society behaves evilly, then aren't you all, in fact, good?
ILWRATH: Hmmm... We ARE All Evil.
We All Behave In A Mutually Agreed-Upon Fashion Of Murder, Torture, Deceit And So Forth.
Our Uniform Acceptance Of This Heinous Credo Creates An Orderly And Cooperative Society
Which Hardly Seems Evil.
Evil Is Doing Things That Make Others Hurt Or Fear.
We ALL Do That, Of Course.
But Since We ALL Do Such Things, As Sanctioned By Our Culture,
It Would Be `Bad' To Do Otherwise.
Which Means... Er... Er...
Blasphemer! Do Not Play With Words! You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon! Now You Must Die!
QUOTE
Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew?
Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940's?
Have you even heard about the Men in Black?
Do you have any friends who have `missing days'?
Do you sleep with your window unlocked?
Be seeing you...
Here,
go play it for free and entirely legally, on Macs or Linux or Windows. It's fantastic, and only about ten hours long~