Ok, I don't know about you or if this has ever been discused before, but I think its time to rip the "closet door" off its hinges! 1st on my who's who list is Bumbelbee. the bee has been secreatly in love with OP for centuries! he tries to hid it all w/harmless "hero worship", but this Queen knows the real deal. next up on the autobot list is Red Alert. for a TF who alt mode is a resque vehicle & supose to keep order in times of crisis, this is one autobot that turns in to a TOTAL DRAMA QUEEN as soon as Inferno leaves his side. Red, as she (oops I mean he), like to be called has beed waiting in the wings for Inferno to show him just a glimps of affection. but I wouldn't hold my breath, Inferno is ALL MAN! next is my favorite! TRACKS! honey, I don't know who put the sugar in his tank but i'd sure love to be around when it happens! but unlike the other gay autobots, tracks fell in love w/ Raule. its only too obvious that when the two met, Raule did more than steal a "hot set of wheel", he also stole track's hart. the two have for quite some time now been conducting a secreat love affair under OP sensors. switching over to the darkside now. 1st on my decpticon out list is none other than Starscream. he's not in love w/anyone currently, but this diva knows how to work the runway! during the animated movie he finialy got to ware a crown & work that drag cape like a true SUPREMEQUEEN!!! next is Sound wave. this one is a true mystery. the Wave is only Bi & dabbles every now & then w/starscream. but the biggest nelly bottom is Shock Wave, who is in love w/Lord Megatron as much as the bee is in love w/OP! Shock Wave is compleatly obsessed w/ Megs, but Megs only toys w/shock wave. stringing him along making him think if he loyal to the decpticon cause, he might give him what he's been acheing for for soooo long! these are just some TFs who are indeed morem Much more than meets the eye!

SECRETLY GAY AND RACIST I WOULD SAY!!!

I don't think any TF's were secretly gay.

I think alot of TF's were OPENLY gay. No Worries. This is an advanced species people.

What's the point of this post? Don't we have enough gay bashing over at the G.I.Joe universe?

uh.... so what do I do with this thread

I'll move it for starters

its not gay bashing pointing out that gay TF exsist. I'm not downing them just haveing a lil fun hehehehe. & you gotta admitt, the TFs that I menioned are REALY GAY!

I'm not real sure any TF could be gay, since for the most part THEY DON'T HAVE SEX!!!!! I know they resemble humans in basic structure, but the similarity ends there. Humans use sex for procreation, and general fun, what the hell would a robot need to have sex for??? I know Orion Pax and Elita-1 were "boyfriend and girlfriend" but that's probably one more way the writers made them more like people. It DOES NOT mean they got it on behind the fuel storage warehouse during a lunch break! And whose backseat would they makeout in anyway??

I realize this thread is prolly a joke, I just wanted to inject some sanity into it....

Peceptor and Red Alert walk into a bar...

You finish the joke.


Slingshot was a butch.

Personally, I believe that some of the "male" TF's were actually females who sacrificed their femininity in order to become more effective soldiers, kind of like BM Styka. Once the Great War ended, they were free to go back to being fembots, which is why they're much more common in BW and BM.

... wow. An' I thought the idea of robosex itself was weird..

Oh, it is.

if Elita one & Prime can do the nasty, then I see n reason why Red Alert can't be in love w/Inferno. & don't think I forgot about the fembots. all have lick-her-licenses! that is except for Elita, she realy is in love w/Prime.

Don't be vulgar, if you really want to make a point.

Tracks was the closest thing to gay IMO. Sunstreaker was stuck up. Starscream was whiny but I say if you have to read between the lines and nothing has ever been openly said, then no. No TF's were gay except what I read about Japanese BW Tigatron and Airazor both being male although Airazor had a feminine body frame.

Okay I'll take this thread seriously for a moment.

....nope, can't do it

however, it is too retarded for INH, so it'll have to live out its days here.

Too bad Tramp isn't around to contribute; this thread would be right up his alley, so to speak

Red Alert was a little ...

To my mind.

I'm wondering what criteria we're using to make these calls. I'm also wondering how it would sound if we substituted another word for "gay".

I think Galvatron was secretly black because he liked to shoot people.
I think Skids was secretly Mexican because he never did anything.
I think Starscream was secretly Jewish because he was always trying to take over.

etc.

I think Red Alert was one of those "Fembots posing as a Malbot" I mentioned earlier.

Only a woman could be that paranoid.

Evidently, you forgot.. Blurr.

Red Alert & Starscream were definite homobots. Hoist & Grapple were a couple. Sunstreaker was a closet homobot & lashed out his self-loathing at others. Tracks was what is now a Meterosexualbot, but back then was just a New England yuppie type, but could've been a closet homobot, maybe just a bi-bot. Soundwave was Megatron's personal 'Smithersbot' while Bluestreak was the Autobots bitchbot. He actually got his name not by talking fast, but by the oil stains he would leave on the other 'bots "probes." The Stunticons were like a prison gang, where Motormaster was in charge and the rest of the 'gang' was his personal bitchbots.


Isn't it time to move this to INH yet?

BS


Thats Shockwave...

Shockwave did have that kinduva pseudo-transy voice.

Although maybe the original poster was asking WHERE they were secretly gay... not that I would attempt to answer that.

The awful truth about Maccadam's Old Oil Bar.