FREEFALLL666
May 12 2007, 08:42 AM
Zakufarmer
May 12 2007, 08:51 AM
I always liked the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman series when I was a kid. I may have to watch this new series, too.
Lord Madhammer
May 12 2007, 08:54 AM
yummy
on several levels <_<
New Soundwave
May 12 2007, 10:01 AM
QUOTE (Zaku @ May 12 2007, 09:51 AM)

I always liked the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman series when I was a kid. I may have to watch this new series, too.

Yup. My favorite thing about those shows is when they would be hauling ass up a hill but it was all filmed in slow motion with the funny sound effects.
trench
May 12 2007, 10:28 AM
EE-EE-EE-ee-ee-ee
That's the sound of me poppin' a bionic boner.
Asthaloth
May 12 2007, 10:54 AM
Well Hello!
New Soundwave
May 12 2007, 12:25 PM
QUOTE (trench @ May 12 2007, 11:28 AM)

EE-EE-EE-ee-ee-ee
That's the sound of me poppin' a bionic boner.
^

1
Mine has more of a "shhwing" sound.
Aquarion
May 12 2007, 04:56 PM
Meh, it's just another show about a woman with an additude who runs around kicking ass. Why must a woman act like a man to be accepted as a productive member of society?
sertile
May 12 2007, 11:23 PM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 12 2007, 05:56 PM)

Meh, it's just another show about a woman with an additude who runs around kicking ass. Why must a woman act like a man to be accepted as a productive member of society?
You imply that ass-kicking is a fundamentally male trait.
FREEFALLL666
May 13 2007, 12:16 AM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 13 2007, 01:56 AM)

Meh, it's just another show about a woman with an additude who runs around kicking ass. Why must a woman act like a man to be accepted as a productive member of society?
When are you gonna start, hell someone has to fill the gap/

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Aquarion
May 13 2007, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (sertile @ May 13 2007, 04:53 AM)

You imply that ass-kicking is a fundamentally male trait.
Need I remind which gender did all the hunting during prehistoric times while the other gender stayed in the cave and raised the kids? Or are you implying that raising kids involves a certain amount of ass-kicking?
X-Bob58
May 13 2007, 10:47 AM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 13 2007, 02:38 PM)

QUOTE (sertile @ May 13 2007, 04:53 AM)

You imply that ass-kicking is a fundamentally male trait.
Need I remind which gender did all the hunting during prehistoric times while the other gender stayed in the cave and raised the kids? Or are you implying that raising kids involves a certain amount of ass-kicking?

No!
The other gender went into the forests and gathered nuts and berrys and Blot! BTW Props to the Cavewomen for inventing farming!
Aquarion
May 13 2007, 12:53 PM
QUOTE (X-Bob58 @ May 13 2007, 04:17 PM)

BTW Props to the Cavewomen for inventing farming!
But if it wasn't for farming, prehistoric man wouldn't have enough spare time to start pondering the myteries of life, leading to the invention of religion
Asthaloth
May 13 2007, 01:36 PM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 13 2007, 09:53 PM)

QUOTE (X-Bob58 @ May 13 2007, 04:17 PM)

BTW Props to the Cavewomen for inventing farming!
But if it wasn't for farming, prehistoric man wouldn't have enough spare time to start pondering the myteries of life, leading to the invention of religion

So even in Science it's all Womens fault?
I KNEW IT(I'm going to be single forever for that comment aren't I?
New Soundwave
May 13 2007, 03:22 PM
QUOTE (X-Bob58 @ May 13 2007, 11:47 AM)

QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 13 2007, 02:38 PM)

QUOTE (sertile @ May 13 2007, 04:53 AM)

You imply that ass-kicking is a fundamentally male trait.
Need I remind which gender did all the hunting during prehistoric times while the other gender stayed in the cave and raised the kids? Or are you implying that raising kids involves a certain amount of ass-kicking?

No!
The other gender went into the forests and gathered nuts and berrys and Blot! BTW Props to the Cavewomen for inventing farming!
Goktimus Prime
May 16 2007, 01:47 AM
In the original series they used to slow down the footage and insert that weird "bionic" sound whenever she used her bionics... nowadays we can just use bullet-time photography.
"I know Kung Fu!" - Neo (The Matrix)
Hot Rod
May 16 2007, 06:07 AM
I love android movies, I hate chick hero movies. what to do
snipersnake
May 21 2007, 09:11 PM

sorry guys, with legs like that..ai yai yai...
but what to do..when we have news like below:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770sad aint it?
Glue
May 22 2007, 12:56 AM
I was watching the season finale of Heroes tonight when I saw the very short teaser for this (first I'd heard of it). I think it looks pretty cool and promising. The actress looks pretty but not inhumanly so. I'm rather looking forward to seeing more of this. Seems there's an premiere date of mid-Sept this year?
Deadpool
May 22 2007, 07:15 AM
Wonders if she will replace the Duracell Bunny in the commercials.
Aquarion
May 22 2007, 07:31 AM
Remember, when a woman goes on about sexual equality and about how a woman is as good as any man, they're really trying to convince themselves, not you.
Asthaloth
May 22 2007, 12:11 PM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 22 2007, 04:31 PM)

Remember, when a woman goes on about sexual equality and about how a woman is as good as any man, they're really trying to convince themselves, not you.
Get him quick ladies, he's single!
(I did Lol though
WarMegatron
May 22 2007, 01:22 PM
Blot I remember both tv series when I was a kid(had a huge crush on Jamie Summers too), even watched the three or four 90's movies, even the one that gave Bionics to Sandra Bullock... that's the cool special effects.
I.S.T.
May 22 2007, 01:44 PM
As long as it doesn't have that frigging sound effect, and isn't as cheesy(It's going to be cheesy. I accept this. But the original series' were too cheesy even for 11 year old me.), i'll watch it. Looks interesting.
Ryu Hayabusa
Sep 27 2007, 02:17 PM
who watched last night, i really like the way they did it. looks like its going to be a good show. her nemisis is such a B*#ch!!
trench
Sep 27 2007, 02:18 PM
Missed it last night, but was planning to watch it tomorrow on SciFi.
I think it looks super cool.
Lord Madhammer
Sep 27 2007, 02:18 PM
I heard that the Evil Bionic Woman was the only good thing about the show.
w00t Starbuck!
Ryu Hayabusa
Sep 27 2007, 02:25 PM
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Sep 27 2007, 06:18 PM)

I heard that the Evil Bionic Woman was the only good thing about the show.
w00t Starbuck!
you missed a great fight between the both of them. she starts training in the next eps.
Taaron
Sep 27 2007, 03:51 PM
I saw it! I really liked it. Especially the fight between Jamie and Sarah. Looking forward to next week's episode.
Aoi
Drewbie
Sep 28 2007, 08:45 AM
QUOTE (Y2K Bug @ May 22 2007, 08:31 AM)

Remember, when a woman goes on about sexual equality and about how a woman is as good as any man, they're really trying to convince themselves, not you.
I'm pretty sure we've reached the closest thing to equality we're gonna get. I mean, hell, I got my job because of affirmative action.
And if I hear a lot of good things about Bionic Woman, I'll probably pick it up on DVD. I don't have time to actually watch a show on TV anymore.
SUPREMEQUEEN
Oct 18 2007, 10:47 PM
oh......my.........god!
I can't tell you people how much I hate this POS show!
dear god there are so many things wrong w/it I just don't know where to beguin.
1st, Jammie Summers IS AN ASH BLONDE!!!!!!
hell, i'd settel for dirty blonde! next is this tramps job!
yeah right like bar tending can realy be called a job.
Jammie Summers has always been an EDUCATED WOMAN!!!
SHE WAS A RETIRED TENNIS PRO!
she had a degree in education & was a school teacher.
& to make matters worse, I think in the 2nd or 3rd eps, that sorry ass
knock off of Oscar Goldman, even rubs that very fact in her face!
he tells that black haired scank, her that she never even completed school!
next is probly the biggest problem I have w/the show to date.
the under educated boose slinging drop out gets in to a car accident
(& by the way even tho it was a parichuteing accident that injured the original Jammie, I'm will to go
along with the car thing).
& this chick gets both legs, right arm, & half her head
smashed beyond logic!
& on top of this, her 20 something boyfriend, who was in the accident himself,
wisk jammie away to a gov bace & is ready to do a bilatteral above knee amputation,
remove her arm from the sholder down, & reconstruct her smashed
in skull JUST LIKE THAT!
I MEAN DUDE IS IN SHOCK HIM SELF!
but that's not what's bugging me so much.
let me see, how can I say this.
Bionic Woman (even more so than 6 mill$man), did for the physicaly disable, what Marvel did for gay people & other minorites.
Jammie was seen over a period of several eps getting better, phycal
rehab, faceing the threat of Bionic rejection.
by the time the woman (& I mean just that, Jammie was a WOMAN,
not that lame tramp w/designer jeans & Prada leather jacket),
got on her feet, you felt like
you went through a real life
threating expericance w/her.
so when she used her Bionic power, she did so w/the feeling of haveing earned the right!
this scank, after looseing 40% of her body,
just get up after being layed up for a couple days,
& starts makeing demands!
Wildling
Oct 19 2007, 03:12 PM
QUOTE (SUPREMEQUEEN @ Oct 19 2007, 02:47 AM)

Werds
I liked it.
RUMBLEBEE
Oct 20 2007, 08:48 PM
I just loooove the series and haven't been able to catch up for a couple of shows becuse of 3D Modeling in Maya. ARRRRGH I says!!! In any account I hope this series keeps getting interesting and enjoys the same fandom as Heros ... which I havn't been able to catch up on because of... I'll give you three guesses. If you guessed Maya I'd say you were brilliant! ^_^
SUPREMEQUEEN
Oct 22 2007, 08:50 AM
oh come on people!
this cheap imatation get 40% of her lame body
amputated & just days later she up & about throwing hissy fits!
she appears to be more pissed about her boy friend keeping seacreats from her,
rather than looseing her damn limbs!
& what's that blond all about?
is that supose to be a re-encarnation of the fembots?
gimme a break!
but go ahead, watch the plucky lil
bionic bimbo.
what's even more strange here is the fact that a homo like me seems
to be the only one hateing this SI FI/ chick flickTV!
dudes, all I can say is turn off the damn life time tv & grow a set.
& ladies, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT HOLY,
learn to spot when the media is trivielizing your sex!
Wildling
Oct 22 2007, 02:43 PM
QUOTE (SUPREMEQUEEN @ Oct 22 2007, 12:50 PM)

oh come on people!
this cheap imatation get 40% of her lame body
amputated & just days later she up & about throwing hissy fits!
she appears to be more pissed about her boy friend keeping seacreats from her,
rather than looseing her damn limbs!
& what's that blond all about?
is that supose to be a re-encarnation of the fembots?
gimme a break!
but go ahead, watch the plucky lil
bionic bimbo.
what's even more strange here is the fact that a homo like me seems
to be the only one hateing this SI FI/ chick flickTV!
dudes, all I can say is turn off the damn life time tv & grow a set.
& ladies, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT HOLY,
learn to spot when the media is trivielizing your sex!
Seriously though, try to look at the show on it's own terms, not as a comparison to a show that hasn't been made in thirty years.
So anyway, I like the show. Did I mention that? I think it's entertaining and not really all that mentally draining, which I find in a lot of the newer shows. Plus, no goober sidekick like the spiky haired doofus in Reaper and that dork in a green shirt on Chuck. I really hate the goober sidekick.
SUPREMEQUEEN
Oct 22 2007, 07:53 PM
look. i'll admit I might be judgeing the show a lil hards.
but this show IS a SI-FI classic!
& what you said about all thoes other shows sounds about right too.
what passes for entertainment today is enough to make you sick!
but I like my shows mentaly demanding. like for instance.
I hate the show "24". IMO its stupid as hell!
I bought the 1st season on sale for $19.99.
its a 6disc set if I'm not mistaken.
any way I made it to the 4th disc, before I just couldn't stand
to watch another agonizing moment!
dude was supose to be this hot shot gov agent (head of the dept. if I'm correct),
but he was always in need of some office chick to bail him out
with computer suport.
I mean if he so damn "hot shot", why can't he hack for him self?
& that corny ass love triangle BOREING!
its been done, & better.
anyway back to Bionic woman.
the show is just lame on every level. like what's up w/the FX on her high jumps!?
I mean that Blot is screaming WIRE WORK/GREEN SCREEN!!!!
her legs are all dageling in that fake ass mid-air running gesture.
tell you what.
PM me when there's an eps where the blonde chick ripps off her last remaining limb
& leaves lil miss plucky screaming for the sweet release of death!
but until then I couldn't be bothered w/ that bad rehash.
I.S.T.
Oct 27 2007, 09:37 AM
You're missing the point of the show. Think of it as the Bionic Woman's version of the recent Transformers movie: An almost completely new interpretation.
And no, the original show was not a classic. It had bad acting, crappy plots, terrible dialog, and plot holes an 11 year old saw through(I know I did...).
Wildling
Oct 27 2007, 11:28 AM
QUOTE (Lucius Pusey @ Oct 27 2007, 01:37 PM)

You're missing the point of the show. Think of it as the Bionic Woman's version of the recent Transformers movie: An almost completely new interpretation.
And no, the original show was not a classic. It had bad acting, crappy plots, terrible dialog, and plot holes an 11 year old saw through(I know I did...).
I think this is a really important point.
SUPREMEQUEEN
Oct 27 2007, 02:22 PM
QUOTE (Lucius Pusey @ Oct 27 2007, 02:37 PM)

You're missing the point of the show. Think of it as the Bionic Woman's version of the recent Transformers movie: An almost completely new interpretation.
And no, the original show was not a classic. It had bad acting, crappy plots, terrible dialog, and plot holes an 11 year old saw through(I know I did...).
again i'll say it. IT WAS A CLASSIC!
Both Linsey Wagner & Linda Carter, were TOTAL icons of 70ies SI-FI.
& again i'll say it, Bionic woman had a very emotion arch to its story & plot.
it was no small task for Jamie to learn how to use her new limbs.
both Jamie & Steve were very suisidal after learn the scope of their injuries.
don't get me wrong, I'm more tha willing to embrace a new version of the show.
but just because your approaching it from a new angle,
that doesn't give you licence to butcher a CLASSIC!
This new show needs better FX, better plots, & a box of "Nice & Easy", hair die!
I'm sorry, but Jamie is & will always be a blonde.
just like Wonder Woman has raven tresses!
& for the record I DID have issues w/the TF movie.
the lame plot & nonexsistant chacter devolopment stoped the movie from "transending"
in to "movie classic hall of fame"!
I.S.T.
Nov 7 2007, 06:58 AM
As for the matter of hair color.... the bionic woman isn't that set in stone. You try to dye WW blonde, and the internet will literally rise up and kill you.
At the same time, I think you're really overestimating the impact of the show. Six Million Dollar Man is remembered a whole lot more(Was better written too, though not by much.) Bionic Woman was one of those "Really popular at the time but barely remembered/talked about now" kinda shows. Hell, you hear more about The Incredible Hulk than you do Bionic Woman.
Most really popular shows end up that way. It's too bad, a lot of really awesome stuff is missed out on because of it.
SUPREMEQUEEN
Nov 7 2007, 10:07 AM
QUOTE (Lucius Pusey @ Nov 7 2007, 09:58 AM)

As for the matter of hair color.... the bionic woman isn't that set in stone. You try to dye WW blonde, and the internet will literally rise up and kill you.
At the same time, I think you're really overestimating the impact of the show. Six Million Dollar Man is remembered a whole lot more(Was better written too, though not by much.) Bionic Woman was one of those "Really popular at the time but barely remembered/talked about now" kinda shows. Hell, you hear more about The Incredible Hulk than you do Bionic Woman.
Most really popular shows end up that way. It's too bad, a lot of really awesome stuff is missed out on because of it.
I beg to differ. as a matter of fact the very exsistance of this crap rehash proves that I'm right about the Bionic Woman haveing a better arch & plot.
other wise why didn't they just bring back the six mil man?
if the six mil man was so much better & more remembered then why not bring his show back. the only thing I'm happy about this show is that there a very good chance, that when it comes to dvd,
there's a very good chance the original show will FINALY come out on dvd too.
SUPREMEQUEEN
Nov 7 2007, 09:56 PM
ok, so there I was in a comic shop buying DC figs (that what I do when there no new TFs out like the All Spark stuff), & I suddenly came across this one perticular set of DC figs called "52".
it consist of 5 figs, Booster Gold, Supernova, Batwoman, Animal man, & Isis.
they had all 5 except Isis. eventualy I got her (had to pay almost $20). any way that when it hit me.
a show like "The Secreats of Isis" could most deffinately use a total remake! this is a show who in my youth I loved to death, only because I was so young I didn't know better.
its FX were so god awfull that even if Hollywood would re-tool the hell out of it the they did Bionic Woman, it would only be animprovment.
so I said all that to prove that I'm not overly attached to the old original series of Bionic Woman, only that Hollywood butched it merclessly.
& again I'm gonna say that Bionic woman was a SI-FI classic. when u say that it was just some SI-FI show from the 70ies that hardly no one remembers, well that's what "The Seacerats of Isis" is.
don't believe me, then i'll bet you that some of you guys are gonna have to google Isis to even know what I'm talkin about.
but Bionic Woman was never that "B" rated, not by a long shot. like I said between her & Wonder Woman, they were the face of SI-FI "woman power" of the 70ies.
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