Admittedly there are some great UK girls at clubs, but in Sunderland, which is near to Newcastle (and rougher), many of the ladies and gents were like the ones in the pics below.

NOTE: Although not pornographic in nature, the pics show candid pics of young people at nighclubs. There are generous amounts of cleavage on show, so if you are easily offended by such things, please DO NOT click on the link:

http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-ve...nightclubs.html

you know ive never seen peeple that bad while ive been out but then again i only go to a few rock clubs and would not step close to a chavy place

In the UK's defense there are plenty f hot ladies, especially where I live in the south east. Although they are mainly 18-24 year old "customer service staff" from Crawley who "only date other chavs/guys with cars/football players".

Good job I moved to Japan.

Thats it im off to Sweden

Sad but true. Most UK women in nightclubs are best described as "mutton dressed as dog"

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Where's Sweden again?

This is the reason I don't go clubbing anymore. Does anyone know how all these "special needs" kiddies managed to get out without supervision?

One word sums them up.

RETARDICONS!

And the sad fact is that this slime is breeding in my country, but then the birds have to try and look hot because their looks are all they have to keep their vinerial diseases company. ASBOs don't work, can we try firing squads next or compulsory sterility programs for humans who have an IQ under 100, or like fighting because they think it's funny?

Seriously, those pictures are a prime example of why, if put before god himself, to have to choose between being man or machine I'd take the latter....then again if I were a machine no doubt I'd find things to grumble about, like bots leaking oil in public, or going for a sump and not flushing it...ayayay

Do the people posting here think ALL clubs in the UK have things like that in them?

Pay peanuts & you get monkeys. Drop the "3 pints for £1" Blotholes & go to some classy joints, plenty of talent in the UK.

Well that depends where you live, and besides I'd rather like to get to know ladies not have them pushed into me half drunk. Hence online dating...and I've gotten quite good at it, lil ol' romantic me.

One piece of advice I will pass on, know when a lady needs flowers, don't do it just because, or you've got it wrong. This is really true, as a good bunch of interflora roses works wonders, you just have to know when

Seriously mate..come over to Japan..the girls are way hotter and even gorgeous wstern women get jelous of the some of the most nerdy western guys because..WE ARE AS GODS OVER HERE! Western women just cant cut it as much as they can back home.

You guys need to leave and join the party. Even my own Russian GF was shocked at the tardiness of some of the biffers hanging of reasonably attractive Uk bloke's arms.

"Is he a tree?" she asked me

"no, why?" i replied

"beacause it looks like he has a monkey on his shoulder" she exclaimed.

Gotta love foreign women eh readers?

Now that IS funny. Mind you I'd love to visit Japan, as I love the culture and from what I've read (if true) the peaceful culture...unless you start stairing at blacked out limo's and that's a quick way to end up dead.

Only reason I wouldn't live there is I'm lazy and they don't have any truck with that. Besides my other shallow weakness is boobs and for the reasonable women in this country you can't beat a good frumpy bust....and we do seem to have a lot of hot single mums in their late 30's over here

Actually I blew off a date on the weekend, becuase I had a feeling it would have ended in the bedroom. No thankyou, I'm being good these days.

Err... the last thing I need is advice on women. Without bragging here, I've probably slept with more women in a week than most people will in a lifetime. No exaggeration. None of them looked like the things on that website either.

Also, I (in general) don't really dig the "Asian" look. Each to their own I suppose.

Well if you can get it, by all means enjoy it , each to their own as you say. I can't because I have (for wont of a better term) protocols too deeply embedded in my personality that stop me from having fun...I can think it, just can't actually DO it, a bit like an android behavour inhibitor.

It does suck sometimes, but other times I'm glad of it. Life less complicated.

I have similar problems now...

...being old & settled down!

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Hey, nothing wrong with settled down. I keep trying, and mostly fail and the only continuety are my Transformers and Gundams. Sad but true.

If truth be known I do regret blowing off Saturday partially, but that's because it would have ended up getting complicated. I don't have the brains, courage or patience for that.

I've come to know that happiness for me is simplicity; know where your exits are, if blocked make a hole, escape.

After one year and a half in Pompey I've laughed my @$$ off at that web page and sent it to friends there.
Raaah, Japan, wait for me! Primal, you're right, J-girls rule. Are you one of those fair-haired, blue-eyed gods so fascinating to the Japanese? Lucky you if you are.

1/ Im tall with strawberry blonde hair (ginger to you, but blonde to the rest of the world)

2/ Japanese girls are not as rude as the majority of British girls Ive had the mispleasure to have met, but Japanese girls are, generally speaking, annoying. They try and be "cute" all the time. Not all of them mind you.

3/ My current GF is Russian. Shes great. She was on TV for 2-3 years with Beat Takeshi. It was she that made the "monkey" comments above.

PS" I was in pompey for about 4 years. Great place..apart from the pompey scum. Mind you, some of my family lives near that big housing state up on the hill. Whats its name?

To be honest I would probably meet more women if I actually went out socialising, but, well, I'm an Agoraphobic and bi-polar and this and that so it aint gonna happen any time soon.

But hey, I've met two absolutely brilliant women in the last Year, and one not so brilliant (Course, had she not cheated I wouldn't be saying that, so credit given where it's due, she is a looker).
Where was I?

Personally I'm more the "grow old settle down" type than the "Run around clubbing" type, possible because of my Agoraphobia but I don't really know.

uk nightclubs are okay but being 27 and married they seem to have lost their appeal, this was confirmed by saturday nights mis step of going out at 6pm and then rolling in at 4am £134 down and totally shedded, I also managed to smoke 2 packs of camels and I dont even smoke?!?!!?!?!?.

The women were okay but its the same old story, 1 semi hot woman surrouded by about 7 blokes gurning like mental chimps and blokes like me who think they still have it even though I am married and probably have moves as out dated as the spice girls, Sad fact is that clubbing is over for me I just have to do it now and and again to remind myself!!!!

Sweden does look great tough!!!!

Wow! Are there any videos of the show online?

Oh, I met some very decent Japanese girls through the years. That's why I said they ruled, they were very nice.

I'm not familiar with the geography yet... Is it Widley?

With respect to the nasty place up on the hill, you'll be referring to Paulsgrove, which is where they had the big riots of pondscum hunting down peee-derr--files. And going after a paediatrician because they didn't know the difference. Not a nice place!

Portsmouth has it's fair share of talent (yummy students) and nasties (local pond-life drafted in from Portsmouth and Gosport)... just like everywhere else really!

<- formerly resident of Fareham and worker in Portsmouth until escape to Manchester!

Paulsgrove, Leigh Park, Wecock? I live about 20 min form Pompey, My whole family on both sides live there (uncles, aunties,grandparents etc)

Im at university in Southampton....NOT A SCUMMER THOUGH!!!! lol

Such a small world never expected one Pompey boy on here let alone two lol

and so true the women in that post are SO pompey,southampton sluts....

I studied in Pompey. My late aunt lived in paulsgrove, or just on the border at the top of the hill near the hospital.

Pomepy slags looked great, but the gobs on em! Lordy. chain smoking, obscenities this and that and spitting. Yuck.

I was asked by two hot townies who worked the burger van near pc world in pompey for sex but i backed out:



- Bestiality is a crime.

I miss Scummers
I'm from Eastleigh originally (Find the airport. You're in Eastleigh )

It's people calling me duck for the last eight years and I'm going batty.