Dear Diarytron: It's amazing how so many bots are late to work. Left for work 2 hours early to beat the traffic as usual, everyone should, big waste of time traffic. I'd just stay if it wasn't mandatory to go home after work hours. Smokescreen tried to sneek in, left a big cloud of black smoke at the security desk. He swears it was a accident...accident my sign function. He did that and probably used his little interface trick to clock in. All he does is sit around and CHEAT at computer solotare...he'll probably get promoted soon too, they always promote the slackers.

They gave me more work to do. Grimlock got sent to the Sharkticon Rehabilitation convention, so now I got his junk to go through. What the slag do I know about Dinobot management? Slag doesn't even know, and he's a Dinobot. I can't find anything useful on his desk either, everything has giant dino teeth marks in it.

Bumblebee called out again. Now that he's got his slick new alternative vehicle mode, he's all flashy and got all the girl bots keeping him out late nights. Sure, Prime's favorite little minibot, he's such a kissbot. Bumblebee get me the cosmotron, Bumblebee go to Dinobot Island, Bumblebee find the space bridge to Cybertron. Why don't they just become combiners together or something?

Had a fight with the copytron. Went in for 50 green copies of the Iacon documents and they came out yellow. Kicked the machine and he changed into robot mode, and you can't make copies while in robot mode. So argued with him for 3 seconds, till he met Mr Crowbar, got toner all over the place, copier is down. Had to call IT.

The company started a new employee-bot of the month program. For the best employee of the month, the one lucky bot get's a special parking spot, right up front in the lot, closest to the door. Yea, had to be one of them stupid Beast War organics to come up with that idea. Like HELLO? Transformers! Most of us arrive in vehicle mode, and then transform to come into work. Like DUH, what, we gonna sit in the parking lot if we win. Well, I will if I do. I'll sit right there all day, so everyone will know GEARS is #1! And they better pay me too!

Have a meeting in 19 cycles. Blurr is giving a lecture on time management. Only problem is, he talks so fast, nobody can understand a slagging thing he says, till ya play it back at 1/4 speed later, which defeats the purpose of SAVIN TIME! Junkheads get promoted all the time, they need to get wheeljack to install the other 1/2 a brain in their heads! Or just promote ME already.

Too many meetings. Those head masters came up with a meeting to have more meetings. Teleconference with those foreign bots, Breast Masters...now THAT was an INTERESTIN meeting!

That deserves a chuckle

"copytron"

that made me roffle

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I can just picture it.