Got bored, so here's something I came up with:



Rodimus: "Ba weep Grahna weep Ninny Bon..."
Sharkticon: "Get the Hell away from me."

Can you come up with something better? (or resize it?)

The Rodimus line can stay the same but...

Sharkticon: "I thought I was getting a Dell...."

*resizes*



Sharkticon - "I WILL DESTROY YOU, RODIMUS!"

Rodimus - "Damn man, yelling like that will tear up your throat... here, have a Chloraseptic losenge!"

Or...



Rodimus - "Hey, Sharkticon... if I give you this piece of candy, will you transform so I can waterski behind you?"

J00 WAN7 P13?

Rodimus - "Come on, please? I've got my skis on already and everything..."


BTW, in for the third time before move to INH...

Rodimus: So Sharky, do you know what exactly Autobot-third base feels like?
Sharkticon: what?
Rodimus: Like warm energon pie. Try it!
Sharkticon: Really? Waitaminute - Homemade or McDonalds?

Rodimus: Hey, keeeeed, I've got some really good stuff here...Energon Weed...it'll make you happy like nothin' else.

Sharkticon: Really? Gimme that weed!

Rodimus: Bah weep *sharp intake* grahna weep *face turning red* ninni Bong! *takes hit, gurgling audible*

Sharkticon: Duuuude!!!! This energon is so top shelf! *takes hit* *strained voice* awwwesome!

Rodimus: I know what you're thinking man, but its only ditchweed.
Sharticon: Can I hit that?
Sharticon: Takes like the chronic, but its not.
Rodimus: Oops man, wrong bag.

Rodimus: Dude i just passed the Matrix like a still born
Sharkticon: Well that does it - no more phen-phen!!

Rodimus: "Ok, the humans call it a frisbee. I toss it and you run and catch it in your mouth."

Sharkticon: "Is that Sanitary?"

Rodimus: "Sure, I washed it over in yon basin of water (toilet in other room)"

Rodimus: Once you have a bite...you'll never be the same...you'll never resist this addictive and fruity-flavored Energon treat when it's offered to you! YOU'LL BE BUYING FROM ME FOR MILLENIA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Sharkticon: Dude, get the fug away from me.

Sharticon: Is that donut jelly filled?

Rodimus: Here's your medicin, take one every 4 to 6 hours.
Sharkticon: Thank Primus, my back is killing me.

Rodimus: OK, here's your suppository... are you sure you know what to do?

Sharkticon: ....... yes.....

DUDE I got one of those new Kamen rider disks...this turns into a bird! I mean isn't that cool? CDs turning into robots...we could have a guy turn into a CD player and they could be in him and...

Sharticon thinks: damn next gen fans...

Rodimus: "Who's Haw Hawing now?"?
Sharkticon: "I dunno but he's got leathal salmon breath."

R=heads or tails? for getting the matrix


S=heads!

Rodimus: "Hey, look what I found"

Sharkticon: "Where did you find that?"

R: "In a field, it's ticking"

S: "Oh s**t"

-Chuckles

Rod: If you take the red pill you'll wake up on Cybertron and none of this will have ever happened...

Sharkticon:.........................................Whoa........................
..............

Rodimus: "By the way, that jim hat I gave you last night before you left with Arcee was defective. Don`t use it...try this one."

Sharkticon:

dude I'm not kidding...on this dvd I'm a camper, running the autobots and you...umm you....you're a pot bellied mindless drone...

damnit.. I was gonna do a matrix gag.. beat me to it.

Rod: Here ya go, one Eneropizza extra Anchovies.
Shark: Dude.. I ordered this like over an hour ago, I ain't payin for it.
Rod: I'm sorry, Prime wouldn't stop eating them when they came out..
Shark: For reals?
Rod: Yeah I had to roll him out the door and throw him out on his fat ass..
Shark: lol - no seriously, I ain't payin.. now get out of my face.

Sharkticon: "Uh, is Energon suposed to be frosted like that?"

Rodimus "Yes, now eat the damn thing."

(just came back from GD)

Rodimus: No, Energon does NOT taste like chicken, dumbass! Just eat it! I can always NOT feed you, yanno!

Sharkticon: Pfah, since when am I your pet?

best one yet!

Sharticon: I think I'm going go for a swim.
Rodimus( in a high-pitched squeeky voice); Don't forget to take a towel
Sharticon: what?
Rodimus: You wanna get high?

Round 2:



Ravage: Look at this armament! Missiles, forearm guns...what you got? Swords?
NS Cheetor: Hey, at least I make sense as a character.

PS: I know I'm not the only one out there with random TF pics waiting to be captioned. Post 'em!

Cheetor: "Alright! Alright, fine... I won't go in your litterbox anymore...

Ravage: That wasn't my litterbo... oh noes! Soundwave!!!"

Cheetor: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT! WATTUP MAH HOMIE???????
RAVAGE: I GOT SHOT 9 TIMES! NOW IMA SHOOT JOO 9 TIMES!

Cheetor: "Um dude. I know that being cooped up in that little box would piss you off, but come on. Do you really want to take that frustration out on me?"

Ravage: "Yes."

Cheetor: ::Gulp::

Cheetor:IknowyouarebutwhatamI-IknowyouarebutwhatamI-IknowyouarebutwhatamI
Ravage: You are so imm-
Cheetor: IknowyouarebutwhatamI-IknowyouarebutwhatamI
Ravage: will you-
Cheetor: IknowyouarebutwhatamI
Ravage: stop
cheetor: IknowyouarebutwhatamI
Ravage: Kittyvette Terrorize!

R= so cheetor we meet again

C= ravage!? dude you look buff

ravage: while both of our heads may look ridiculous at least my legs dont bend backwards

NS cheetor :....bastrd.....

NS Cheetor "So, when do you think I'll be vehiclelized?"

Ravage "Knowing Has/Tak probably in the next year or so. I understand they may use the Vett mode yet again after the Swerve release.


NS Chetetor: "No!!!!! I don't wanna be shelf warmer!!!!! Bastards."


Ravage: "Oh cry me a river why doncha. At least you got a Universe repaint. I on the other hand went from mindless energon drone to teh Kittyvette all in the last year."

NS Cheetor "Bastards."

Alt. Battle Ravage: "So Cheetor, I guess I'll be repainted as you before too long, eh?"

Uni. Cheetor: "Afraid so. Looks like we're the bottom of the barrel."

Both: *sigh*

Teh part 3!



Sledge: "Good thing you remembered Duststorm was around."
Steamhammer: "This is gonna be awesome..."

Blue one: are you sure this is how its done?
Big-Green: of course i do it all the time
Yellow: giggle giggle-snort

Sledge : A little to your right, no no your other right!!!!

Steamhammer: Now a raise it a little, no no raise it it!!!! you're lowering it!!!!

Sledge: (sigh) All that length and no hand eye coordination whatsoever.

Steamhammer Danmit!!!! Duststorm this was supposed to be fun not frustrating as hell!!!!

steamhammer: a little more a little more

duststorm: so this will get me into the team?

sledge: .....yea just remember to run after you do it

Though Arcee never made an argument of it Dustorm, Sledge, and Steamhammer set out to prove once and for all that Arcee wouldn't know a good bot if one crept up behind her and bit her in the ass.

Ravage: "Oh GAWD Cheetor. What the hell did you have for lunch today?"?
Cheetor: "I had an anchovie pizza. I didn't know the salty fish was going to do that to me."
Ravage: "Well then go make use of the facilities and quit farting out here."

Arcee: "Do it and you're a DEAD BOT!!"

After drawing the shortest straw, Duststorm had the luckless job to find out if Arcee wore Cybertrombie and Fich or Fruit of the Loom panties.

Photo to be captioned

(i was bored and did this. let's see some captions to it. i tried to post it here, but it wouldn't let me.)

edit:

PM Prime: if I here you say Brick ONE MORE TIME!

E-Prime: Powermaster huh? Well then, let's see you do THIS!!! (raises arms over head)
PM-Prime: Can't...move...arms...too much...armor...